Matty Haldane
@mattyhaldane.bsky.social
Plumber/ gas Engineer/ mardy arse/ chanteuse.
West Riding of Yorkshire.
West Riding of Yorkshire.
Back in the UK now, but I forgot to share this ungodly french attempt at poutine that I ordered at a Quebec themed restaurant
September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Back in the UK now, but I forgot to share this ungodly french attempt at poutine that I ordered at a Quebec themed restaurant
Nice is quite nice
September 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Nice is quite nice
We are having a bit of a wander around the south of France.
September 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
We are having a bit of a wander around the south of France.
Out and about in West Yorkshire. Also, somebody has thrown their crutch to the side of the path, so I'm assuming some kind of small healing miracle type thingybob has occurred here recently.
July 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Out and about in West Yorkshire. Also, somebody has thrown their crutch to the side of the path, so I'm assuming some kind of small healing miracle type thingybob has occurred here recently.
Trying to explain to her that me and my mum lack the attention span to do group selfies.
These were the best attempts...
These were the best attempts...
June 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Trying to explain to her that me and my mum lack the attention span to do group selfies.
These were the best attempts...
These were the best attempts...
Bit of a photodump. Couple of days away in North Yorkshire, Scarborough yesterday, heading to York this aft on the choo choo train
March 16, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Bit of a photodump. Couple of days away in North Yorkshire, Scarborough yesterday, heading to York this aft on the choo choo train
I know I agreed to do it but, I don't think my fragile brain was fully prepared for the anxiety and terror involved in delivering a wedding cake and 44 cheesecakes that she'd made 5km to a venue. Also, the back of the cake is football themed for some reason, dunno.
November 17, 2024 at 12:34 PM
I know I agreed to do it but, I don't think my fragile brain was fully prepared for the anxiety and terror involved in delivering a wedding cake and 44 cheesecakes that she'd made 5km to a venue. Also, the back of the cake is football themed for some reason, dunno.
More photos from our day out. Bought some prints of the north east for the lounge wall.
November 3, 2024 at 10:31 PM
More photos from our day out. Bought some prints of the north east for the lounge wall.
Went looking for Dracula today in whitby
November 3, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Went looking for Dracula today in whitby
Doing touristy thingybobs
October 1, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Doing touristy thingybobs
I'm a joy to travel with...
September 30, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I'm a joy to travel with...
I'm a joy to dine with...
September 28, 2024 at 2:26 PM
I'm a joy to dine with...
Nearly finished the back garden, just thought I'd share some before and after pictures, we've planted a chrissymas tree because we are both children 🌲
September 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Nearly finished the back garden, just thought I'd share some before and after pictures, we've planted a chrissymas tree because we are both children 🌲
Me and Helena had a run to Doncaster today, to the dessert place we go to, because we are elderly.
Anyhow, they had Battenburg cheesecake today
Anyhow, they had Battenburg cheesecake today
September 14, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Me and Helena had a run to Doncaster today, to the dessert place we go to, because we are elderly.
Anyhow, they had Battenburg cheesecake today
Anyhow, they had Battenburg cheesecake today
Just thought I'd post a picture of my dad. we had the funeral today, it went well, so I thought I'd share this picture of him we discovered t'other day
September 2, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Just thought I'd post a picture of my dad. we had the funeral today, it went well, so I thought I'd share this picture of him we discovered t'other day
Old man Haldane selfie 😜
September 2, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Old man Haldane selfie 😜
Got a New follower.
Thanks for that Gary, love you too.😘
Thanks for that Gary, love you too.😘
September 2, 2024 at 12:35 PM
Got a New follower.
Thanks for that Gary, love you too.😘
Thanks for that Gary, love you too.😘
Might be marking myself out as an old man, but my girlfriend got me a flat Eric and I couldn't get any giddier !
August 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Might be marking myself out as an old man, but my girlfriend got me a flat Eric and I couldn't get any giddier !
Lost my dad today.
Been a rough 18 months.
Been a rough 18 months.
August 16, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Lost my dad today.
Been a rough 18 months.
Been a rough 18 months.