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Thanks for the invite x
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I think I’ve got some azelaic + tranexamic acid somewhere too!
November 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Using glycolic/salicylic acid + retinal + niacinamide EVERY night until my skin is better god dammit
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Or Alan Carr & Melanie Sykes.

Google it ya heathens!
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This one has a talking head from an abc news reporter that is basically reading from a press release about upcoming attractions YES PUMP THE CORPORATE SYNERGY INTO MY VEINS! 🫨
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Such a good line-up apart from hair lips slay face merchant.

Every now and then I take another look and see someone new (e.g JLS)
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
She has enough original Christmas tracks now for a standalone album AND she could a separate album for the Christmas covers for the Nans. Which would have made more versions/variants to hawk.

Very odd behaviour!
November 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Interesting use of the word “notwithstanding” because I’d have thought this is happening in large part BECAUSE he continues to (absurdly) deny the allegations.
October 30, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This exactly what Hans Christian Anderson had in mind.
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Erm. Not sure that’s supposed to happen.
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you had any of these growing up you’re now a top.
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A huge pub at the top of Crystal Palace hill has stood derelict and boarded up for 8 years. The site has been bought and sold twice by Wetherspoons. It’s back on the market again. If you know the area, you’d know that this roof bar would have had one the best views of London available.
October 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
what on earth....
October 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This is the biggest day of his life.
October 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Why when your opponent at the next GE is Nigel Actual Farage would you talk about self-promotion as a negative attribute as a potential leader?
September 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Given all the stuff with flags at the moment - and that 99.9% of Labour MPs have never offered an opinion on them - it would be SO Labour to give the Deputy PM job to the ONE person who famously has.
September 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The era (ok, let's skip Disease) started out really well. Even though Abracadabra had some Rah-Rah elements, the wider promo was way more varied. I love this Star War pew-pew look and the 80s funk stylings of Killah.
September 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
August 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
August 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
BBC News dot com should not say “slay”
August 23, 2025 at 8:36 AM
When your nearest park run is a 35 min bus ride away…
August 23, 2025 at 7:40 AM
“In Soviet Italy…”
August 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Be whatever kind of gay you wanna be, apart from the kind that has one of these.
August 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Third story on its news home page. Third biggest news story in the world right now according to them!

Is there an institution that constantly punches itself in the face more than the BBC?
August 1, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Grab That Dough, as featured on The Golden Girls is not that bad a game show format, in the CBS daytime tradition.
July 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM