Matt 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱
@mattycarbs.bsky.social
Usask religious studies graduate. Riders/Leafs/Raptors/Liverpool FC/Packers/Cubs fan.
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed!
Idk about cute but this is passable 😂
Idk about cute but this is passable 😂
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed!
Idk about cute but this is passable 😂
Idk about cute but this is passable 😂
Found an old hat from when I used to work at a country bar 😂. Can I rock this or what ? 😂😂
November 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Found an old hat from when I used to work at a country bar 😂. Can I rock this or what ? 😂😂
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Hot people get their vaccines
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Hot people get their vaccines
Okay people of the sky, I have seen some discourse recently about buzz cuts being not sexy and I am shook. I need to know if I am rocking an ugly hair style 😂. This has shaken me 😂. I need answers people 😆
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Okay people of the sky, I have seen some discourse recently about buzz cuts being not sexy and I am shook. I need to know if I am rocking an ugly hair style 😂. This has shaken me 😂. I need answers people 😆
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Got on the scale this morning and I am down 20 pounds in 3 months 💪. Slowly making progress so nothing is gonna kill my vibe today!
November 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Got on the scale this morning and I am down 20 pounds in 3 months 💪. Slowly making progress so nothing is gonna kill my vibe today!
Had a dream that I went on a trip to meet all my coolest followers and now doing my best not to be sad it wasn’t real 😅
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Had a dream that I went on a trip to meet all my coolest followers and now doing my best not to be sad it wasn’t real 😅
The strangest part of my life is wishing that everyone and everyone was intrigued by me. Like honestly wtf is up with that, like life is some sort of overgrown high school. Some therapist is gonna make a fortune on me 🤔😂
September 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The strangest part of my life is wishing that everyone and everyone was intrigued by me. Like honestly wtf is up with that, like life is some sort of overgrown high school. Some therapist is gonna make a fortune on me 🤔😂
The friends I am celebrating my birthday with today 😂🍻
September 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The friends I am celebrating my birthday with today 😂🍻
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4 days till my birthday! I am officially both super excited and filled with dread all at once 😅
September 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
4 days till my birthday! I am officially both super excited and filled with dread all at once 😅
Think I am gonna make it my mission to make a friend from as many places as possible. Global community is the best part of the internet 💪
September 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Think I am gonna make it my mission to make a friend from as many places as possible. Global community is the best part of the internet 💪
One week until my birthday 🎉💪
September 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
One week until my birthday 🎉💪
Could really use a friend today 🙏🏻
September 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Could really use a friend today 🙏🏻
Someone please tell me how good I would look with tattoos and tell me to get off my ass and get one, okay thanks guys ☺️
August 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Someone please tell me how good I would look with tattoos and tell me to get off my ass and get one, okay thanks guys ☺️
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My coworkers have very quickly disabused me of the idea that I am part of the group, and boy is that frustrating 🤔
July 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My coworkers have very quickly disabused me of the idea that I am part of the group, and boy is that frustrating 🤔
Ozzy the other day and now the Hulkster 😭 what a trash week thus far. RIP
July 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ozzy the other day and now the Hulkster 😭 what a trash week thus far. RIP
There is a very easy way to tell who your real friends are. They are the ones that message you. If you have a friendship where you are the only one who initiates contact, you simply aren’t that important to that person. Just reality
July 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
There is a very easy way to tell who your real friends are. They are the ones that message you. If you have a friendship where you are the only one who initiates contact, you simply aren’t that important to that person. Just reality
So I woke up this morning to my brain shouting at me that I am worthless and without friends. So this should make for a fun work day 😑
July 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
So I woke up this morning to my brain shouting at me that I am worthless and without friends. So this should make for a fun work day 😑
Not to be horny on main but is it too much to ask someone to just come tease and use me? Like I’m dying over here 🥵
July 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not to be horny on main but is it too much to ask someone to just come tease and use me? Like I’m dying over here 🥵
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Very much Virgo shit
July 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Very much Virgo shit
Everyone on here posting about their crush, me over here like
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a living room holding his jacket .
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July 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Everyone on here posting about their crush, me over here like
I think I have discovered that I have a pretty intense voice kink 🤔
July 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think I have discovered that I have a pretty intense voice kink 🤔