www.amazon.co.uk/Clinton-Reed...

I did start a sequel...

Maybe Molly has telekinetic powers?

I presume from the trailer that the rage virus has just gone global etc and there are small quarantined communities

www.amazon.co.uk/VIRGIN-HUNTE...

7/7

Christmas time is coming
Down our throats it's forced
There's no escaping Christmas
Let it run its course
Winter desolation
The year's penultimate horse
Last gasp chance to fake happy
The yuletide holocaust

6/7

Christmas time is coming
Oh holy silent night,
Twats in tracksuits merrymaking,
End up in a fight
Eat until we split ourselves
It's Christmas it's allowed
Rock up at the gym on January 3
A fat fucker and not proud

5/7

Christmas time is coming
Hip hip hip oh fuck
What you having for dinner?
Tofu or a duck?
Roasted chestnut sundae
Christmas pudding pie
Get seasonal crap in your trap
Give it all a try

4/7

Christmas time is coming
Santa's on his sleigh
No toys and games on here,
Electric devices lead the way.
Children all just want,
Your well-earned, well-robbed cash,
Spend it all on takeaways,
Roll around in hash.

3/7

Christmas time is coming
The rich are getting fat
Please stick a fiver,
In the homeless person's hat,
If you haven't got a fiver,
A quid will do,
If you haven't got a quid,
Go fuck you

2/7

Christmas time is coming
We all hope for snow
Tailbacks twenty-five miles long
With a ho ho ho ho ho
Recycled carols,
On your iPod shuffle,
Buy designer apparel,
Or there'll be a right kerfuffle.

Yeah, I think my eldest kid has them as they were into that a few years back. I'll have to trawl their bookshelf. Thank you

Still not read any of those books despite liking the 1986 movie AND knowing full well JKR ripped it off for Hairy Snotter