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@matty313.bsky.social
Liberal, haircut enthusiast, mortgage banker, Xwitter refugee. I own a house hippo named Lexa and two demon chihuahuas. Please no MAGA, fascists, or bigots. - OC/SD, CA.
Godspeed, Udo Kier
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Godspeed, Udo Kier
This is bullshit. I just went through every ANTIFA Yearbook from 2013-2019, not a single photo from Syria or Iraq - not one. The only territory we held was Wall St., a pizza joint in DC, and a lab in Wuhan, China. Get your facts straight, Noem. Don’t make us call the Soros funded ASPCA.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This is bullshit. I just went through every ANTIFA Yearbook from 2013-2019, not a single photo from Syria or Iraq - not one. The only territory we held was Wall St., a pizza joint in DC, and a lab in Wuhan, China. Get your facts straight, Noem. Don’t make us call the Soros funded ASPCA.
So, he was attacked by a Kangaroo? Or is the Kangaroo providing medical care? So many questions…
October 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
So, he was attacked by a Kangaroo? Or is the Kangaroo providing medical care? So many questions…
That’s not true. I understand the management team at Subway #3271 was very supportive of Scott during the campaign even going so far as to extend two extra vacation days (unpaid). Now he’s fast tracking as an Assistant Manager, his “career” didn’t suffer at all.
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
That’s not true. I understand the management team at Subway #3271 was very supportive of Scott during the campaign even going so far as to extend two extra vacation days (unpaid). Now he’s fast tracking as an Assistant Manager, his “career” didn’t suffer at all.
Perfection. No notes. 10/10
August 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Perfection. No notes. 10/10
I love how AI gives him normal, human sized hands.
June 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I love how AI gives him normal, human sized hands.
(cue trombone)
June 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
(cue trombone)
I guess this answers my question:
June 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I guess this answers my question:
A message from the restaurant that ICE raided in San Diego, Ca.
June 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A message from the restaurant that ICE raided in San Diego, Ca.