Matt Wetzel
mattwetzel.bsky.social
Matt Wetzel
@mattwetzel.bsky.social
Just press your feelings into a tight little diamond and sparkle!
He/They
That's a little cherry picked. I mean, he's as close to Lamar Jackson as he is to Ewers. And Josh Allen is well below him!

I don't think Sanders is good, but I don't think this seems that predicitive? I mean, the top 5 are Kyler, Mac Jones, Tua, Baker, and Stroud.
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I'm more surprised that Gabe Davis is only 26. Feels like he's been in the NFL for a decade.
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Imagine trying to paint someone who can't live on a normal salary in a 600 sqft apartment as being the problem.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
They could just say "we couldn't stand to see people starve" and it would be a lot more effective!
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We know he doesn't actually play videogames, he got caught paying someone to play his character for him.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Huge emotional whiplash from joy to disgust.
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I can see why you were obsessed with this house.
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I read this book in 7th grade and it fucked me up.
October 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Also in the first season of "The Boys" it was a big shock when the hero "Stormfront" turned out to be a Nazi. I thought it was a bit too on the nose!
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I don't think they do. Like I was talking to my brother about this season of Peacemaker and told him how I thought it was obvious that (spoilers) the alternative universe was run by white supremacists and he said he had no idea until it was revealed.
October 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
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October 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Gimme gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it!
October 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Relying on the judgement of boomers hasn't exactly worked out great either.
October 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
For all his faults PT Barnum was actually a strong abolitionist. If anyone knew bullshit it was him.
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
There was a great episode of Below Deck where the owner of Tap Out rented the boat, he and his crew were the most boring passengers ever. But just before they got off the boat they took a bunch of pictures like in a hot tub with champaign and a stack of cash to post on social media.
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM