Matt Weber
mattweber.bsky.social
Matt Weber
@mattweber.bsky.social
Author: BRIMSTONE SLIPSTREAM, THE DANDELION KNIGHT, &c. He/him. Opinions are mine only. #BlackLivesMatter, #TransRightsAreHumanRights, nobody’s free until everybody’s free.

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*softly sings "tell me how the anti-fay made you run like hell away" in his head for the literal rest of his life*
October 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yes but the character limit on bean names means I can’t have Beannan Lee Mulligan and that’s just very hard to grapple with right now

… anyway time for Beanu Reeves to lock in, thank you for your service
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Exhibit A: The number of men gruesomely murdered in the video for "Feather."
June 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Fantasy High: Junior Year. Seven grown-ass humans sitting around a table playing pretend, and they're so good at it, and they have so much fun.
May 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
These are all lovely, but I especially like Gwen.
March 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
(And that’s without trying to use any of the AI tools embedded in them. Just the compromises inherent in using a Lego-brick approach to data engineering rather than writing code adapted to the use case.)
March 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM