mattvunger.bsky.social
@mattvunger.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is a set of magna-tiles that I can build without my kids knocking them over.
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Only in Canada do you message your parents when you see that a legendary curler has passed sway.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
(Youth Pastor voice)
I know you kids think 6 7 is great but I know about somebody who made the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th. Turn in your bibles...
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Can't wait to not be sleep deprived because of the World Series and be back to normal where I'm sleep deprived because of having a 2 month old.
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Reposted
Good morning, beloved.

You cannot save the world.

But you can help.

Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.
October 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Be the sort of person Mr. Rogers thought you could be.
October 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
So you're telling me coffee shouldn't be the only liquid I take in all day? I'm going to need to see the science on that.
September 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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You do not have to have a take.
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I guess all those "are you a robot?" Questions on websites didn't stop the robots from taking over the internet.
September 6, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I remember when Wikipedia was considered unreliable... now I use it to fact check stuff I see posted online from AI.
August 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Now that bans for hiking in the woods have been lifted in New Brunswick, based on the amount of complaints, the forests are going to be utterly filled with people hiking, right?
August 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We need to keep working at making the internet fun again.
August 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I think blankets are the perfect all purpose gift. Housewarming, get well soon, thank you, it works in so many scenarios.
August 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
What is the best church potluck food? My vote is taco salad.
August 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Dogs with underbites never cease to make me laugh.
August 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I never would have guessed that when I would become a homeowner that squirrels would be my arch nemesis, but here we are.
August 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Kindness is underrated.
August 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The conspiracy theories that come out when there are wildfires in your area are insane.
August 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Why does corn taste so much better on the cob?
August 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
You don't know heartbreak until you've worked really hard on building a tall block tower just to have a toddler smash it down.
August 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Friday fun fact: Australia is wider than the moon.
August 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Cheese and crackers is one of, if not the, best snack before bed.
a woman wrapped in a blue blanket eating cheese with the words workin ' on my night cheese behind her
ALT: a woman wrapped in a blue blanket eating cheese with the words workin ' on my night cheese behind her
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August 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My 3 year old loves the song wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus because he loves construction vehicles and thinks it's about an actual wrecking ball.
July 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Friday fun fact for you. One of the earliest recorded uses of drinking coffee was done in Muslim monasteries (khanqah) in Yemen to help them concentrate while praying.
July 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Every now and then I, as a 34 year old, think, hey maybe I could finally take up skateboarding, that would be a fun new hobby. Then, spontaneously, my neck, back, knees, and ankles begin to make threatening remarks to the rest of my body.
June 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM