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See, turkeys DO fly
My flight tracking app turned all the planes into turkeys and I can’t stop giggling. 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Pete/Zohran
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
June 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
June 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Crypto is fucking bullshit. It's tulips. It's worse than the 2006-2008 housing bubble, because at least those securities had an asset backing them up. It's 1929 stocks on margin
May 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
The Senate filibuster is dead. Why isn't this a bigger story?
May 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I am listening to Jen Psaki’s interview with Booker from last week.

I am fucking literally/not literally screaming - why did you vote for cloture for kushner?

Buttigieg - hammer this home
May 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Going to give my hot take. Governors showing up on stage with the orange dictator will not get the Dem nomination
April 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
@timmiller.bsky.social This @barenakedladies.com will hit you in the feels. It's their best as far as I'm concerned.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fed4...
Call and Answer
YouTube video by Barenaked Ladies - Topic
www.youtube.com
April 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My ancestors never registered with ICE
April 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Listening to Beethoven 7th Symphony 2nd Movement. Forever. And ever
April 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
We are governed by the Manchurian candidate
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Literally the story of the century is there. I'm just sitting here
April 1, 2025 at 9:18 AM
My brother is someone who was engaged with someone who is now sleeping with someone very important
April 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
If you're going to filibuster, you need to let everyone know. I'm up in the middle of the fucking night, and I had no idea
April 1, 2025 at 7:38 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social

Lancaster, PA, is pronounced LEN-kister
April 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I want to see an ad-

Do you have tattoos? The Trump Admin has an eye on you. People who have tattoos are being deported to El Salvador without any judges.

If you are dark skinned and have tattoos, watch out. They are deporting people, and you can't fight back.

People are disappearing
March 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reposted by MattVA
Would like to report some gang tattoos.
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I can still mouth the words to "Mouth" by Bush to perfection. I don't know the number of mouths there are, but I can fucking mouth them to perfection
March 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Reposted by MattVA
NEW: Family of Mahmoud Khalil just released footage of his arrest

“Stop resisting”
“He’s not resisting”

Agents seen continuing to ignore Mahmoud’s wife as she asks basic questions
March 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I KNEW we should have sold our fucking condo in the Fall
March 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
March 15, 2025 at 9:41 AM
You fucking fired the weathermen (NOAA & NWS) during tornado season. Great job, DOGE
March 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
@samsteindc.bsky.social
You were pitted against an insane person. My condolences
March 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Props to the w*evil guy. He is fucking everywhere
March 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM