Matt
@mattukernow.bsky.social
Arboriculturist in Cornwall. Mostly here for #TheArchers. You've been warned.
I should basically be king of the world by now.
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I should basically be king of the world by now.
Oh my god, they cut him into four pieces??
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh my god, they cut him into four pieces??
Huge news breaking here in Kernow, guys.
November 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Huge news breaking here in Kernow, guys.
Just cooked up and pulped our medlar crop. They look... er... nice...?
November 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Just cooked up and pulped our medlar crop. They look... er... nice...?
Dear Ford, no one has hands 2mm thin. Please design your cars better.
November 1, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Dear Ford, no one has hands 2mm thin. Please design your cars better.
Ha Nos Kalan Gwav lowen dhis ynwedh. Ni a gavos cider spis ha tan ragos.
October 31, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Ha Nos Kalan Gwav lowen dhis ynwedh. Ni a gavos cider spis ha tan ragos.
Now I think Trump is as twat as much as the next man, but calling for him to be killed for damaging a building?? Jesus, Americans are nuts.
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Now I think Trump is as twat as much as the next man, but calling for him to be killed for damaging a building?? Jesus, Americans are nuts.
I once saw a toilet which was just for French noblemen.
October 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I once saw a toilet which was just for French noblemen.
Candlestick makers once again ignored by this government.
October 26, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Candlestick makers once again ignored by this government.
I'm going to make 'hard times furious dancing' my life motto.
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm going to make 'hard times furious dancing' my life motto.
"KATE'S IN CHARGE OF THE FARM? YOU LEFT KATE IN CHARGE OF THE FARM?!" #TheArchers
October 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"KATE'S IN CHARGE OF THE FARM? YOU LEFT KATE IN CHARGE OF THE FARM?!" #TheArchers
Lump of hazel I cut from a tree behind my house. Turned on a lathe.
October 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Lump of hazel I cut from a tree behind my house. Turned on a lathe.
I had to wire it in the dark as well...
October 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I had to wire it in the dark as well...
Well, I have an update today...
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Well, I have an update today...
FUCK OFF, I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO DO, YOU BASTARD
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
FUCK OFF, I'VE GOT SO MUCH TO DO, YOU BASTARD
I've made a pilgrimage this morning to the Darley Oak, thought to be Cornwall's oldest tree.
October 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I've made a pilgrimage this morning to the Darley Oak, thought to be Cornwall's oldest tree.
I, for one, am looking forward to seeing MPs destitute.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I, for one, am looking forward to seeing MPs destitute.
High drama here this morning. I've had to catch and release a wren that got trapped in the porch.
September 27, 2025 at 8:34 AM
High drama here this morning. I've had to catch and release a wren that got trapped in the porch.
It still amazes me that they allow just anyone to walk into a shop and, for the sum of just £1.75, buy the poshest pudding of all time.
September 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It still amazes me that they allow just anyone to walk into a shop and, for the sum of just £1.75, buy the poshest pudding of all time.
Not sure what this says about my taste in music, but Spotify just came up with this...
September 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Not sure what this says about my taste in music, but Spotify just came up with this...