Counterpoint: the banana runt is an all-time underrated candy.

So, I use “at the end of the day.” It’s dumb, but I was an early adopter and I can’t quit. BUT, like once every 5-10 times I just follow it up with “it’s nighttime,” and just leave it there.

Jon Voight

I think the “truth serum” number on atheists is likely closer to 33% than 3%. I’m biased as an atheist, but I don’t think that one’s as bonkers as the others.

… while Jerry World is apparently crumbling above them. It’s really quite something.

“regular human bartender” however, just means it’s Jackie Daytona.

I woke up to a notification yesterday that he had followed me, looked to see if it was really someone making fun of him, and was shocked to see that it appeared to actually be him. Farm-city for sure, throwing follows so wide he caught me in the net!

I was just discussing this with my wife. I’m going to keep it, but only for communal sports event viewing. No longer giving him my doomscrolling screentime.

Just wants to borrow a cup of sugar.