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Matt Snider
@mattsnider.bsky.social
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Beer Lover. Music Fiend. OFaaS (OverFunctions as a Service) he/him/they, generally a Luddite.

15+yrs at MSFT, if you know me from there

Views clearly my own
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Caught a moondog
A picture of a "moondog" (similar to a sundog), a glowing halo surrounding the moon in a cloudy sky. The dark night sky appears at the top of the photo, with the moon and the ring centered below. Under that is the peak of an evergreen tree, with the rest of the tree blocked by a dark house with yellow light glowing in the windows.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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A meme of a young man (zoomer?) with a mop of brown hair, indoors in a blue tank top, sunglasses and flat brim baseball cap, flashing "deuces" or peace signs with each hand, saying "Bro, I am straight-up not having a good time."
October 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I keep telling people, hey, think what you want, but don't end up like me.
A famous example of this "demotivations" posters, which look like standard motivational posters until you actually read them. This one shows a picture of a sinking ship in the vast ocean, with set in front of a lightly cloudy sky with a beautiful sunset. Below the image it reads: In a big bold deep blue font: Mistakes Followed by smaller white letters: It could be that the ourpose of you life is / only to serve as a warning to others.
May 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Welp back to work, I guess! That should be fine....
A meme of a golden retriever dog facing left with paws on a keyboard, with a red tie on, tongue out, staring into a computer screen. This has been photoshopped onto a mostly gray scene of some sort of war zone/partially destroyed city scape with explosions, fires, smoke clouds, and warplanes flying among buildings.
February 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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A picture of a cross stitch of the cartoon character Master Shake looking pensive with a text/speech box reading "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this"
November 6, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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There's no way I can describe this thing well so here's an article (https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/05/us/ulster-county-spider-voting-sticker-trnd/index.html) but it's a crazy purple and pink head, with multi-colored scribbles for hair and blood red eyes attached to six teal blue legs sorta like a spider's, with the words "I VOTED" scrawled in red lettering.
October 23, 2024 at 5:29 AM
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SuccessKid.jpg
A steam achievement for Satisfactory that says "Saved the Day, probably". It is the achievement for completing the game which says "Complete Phase 5 of the Space Elevator and finish the game." As of this writing it also indicates "0.8% of players have this achievement".
October 12, 2024 at 7:08 AM
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Congrats to all who celebrate
A screenshot of a headline from The Athletic announcing "White Sox lose 121st game of season, most by any time in modern baseball history". The headline is accompanied by a picture of some sparsely populated seating with a person in White Sox colors holding a sign reading "121" in large print sorta semi-gothic font as others look on.
September 28, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Tucker is a black brown tuxedoed pitbull/boxer/lab mutt. He is pictured here so as to frame his huge head and torso. He is asleep on a large hideous brown and gold sorta weird crimoed rectangle patterned armchair. Nobody has ever been this comfortable in this chair.
September 21, 2024 at 10:54 AM
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Me suggesting anything to anyone
August 31, 2024 at 8:51 AM
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If you see this and say "hell yeah" you might be a program manager.
The comment is "If you see this and say 'hell yeah' you might be a program manager." There is then a picture in someone's basement of their clothes washer and dryer. They are of different makes and models, the dryer is black and the washer is white. The dryer is on the left and the washer is on the right. Each as a small digital display, showing a countdown timer until the cycle is complete on each. The dryer says "2" and the washer also says "2".
August 16, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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Then explain this
A picture which shows a headshot of JD Vance poorly photoshopped onto a close up picture of a section of a beige couch such that it looks like JD Vance is staring lovingly at the couch, and also such that the section of couch looks like a buttocks. The picture is titled "my girl stupid thicc".
July 26, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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A small, grainy icon that reads "designed with NOTEPAD.EXE" next to the Windows 95 ish era "flying windows" logo.
March 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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A fairly "New Yorker" style cartoon, black and white, with a doctor reading something to a patient sitting on a table in an exam room. The text/quote from the doctor is "Here's your problem - it looks like you're paying attention to what's going on."
February 2, 2024 at 1:05 AM