Matt Splat
@mattskyblue.bsky.social
Fan of coffee, dogs, soccer, hockey, music, beer, and wine. Current desert dweller via points east, west, and northwest. Arsenal, Sounders FC, Kraken and Seahawks. Swiftie. Recovering Ironman. Special needs dad. LGBTQIA+/BIPOC ally. Now ya know.
This dog stands accused on one count of stealing sausages from a dinner plate.
She has pleaded not guilty.
A public defender will be appointed.
She has pleaded not guilty.
A public defender will be appointed.
July 25, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This dog stands accused on one count of stealing sausages from a dinner plate.
She has pleaded not guilty.
A public defender will be appointed.
She has pleaded not guilty.
A public defender will be appointed.
So weird, how could this happen.
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So weird, how could this happen.
PDX supporters are always so charming. EBFG.
April 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
PDX supporters are always so charming. EBFG.
Sorry it’s been a busy day, but evidently it’s not cool to mock disabled people like Greg Abbott anymore?
Gee, I could’ve sworn it was.
Gee, I could’ve sworn it was.
March 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Sorry it’s been a busy day, but evidently it’s not cool to mock disabled people like Greg Abbott anymore?
Gee, I could’ve sworn it was.
Gee, I could’ve sworn it was.
My dude @gallego.senate.gov what are you even doing here? How does enabling crypto holders to evade taxes help Arizonans? How does voting for ANYTHING Trump supports help Arizonans? This was expected to bring in almost $28BN in currently unreported revenue. Srsly?
Might as well have voted for Lake.
Might as well have voted for Lake.
March 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My dude @gallego.senate.gov what are you even doing here? How does enabling crypto holders to evade taxes help Arizonans? How does voting for ANYTHING Trump supports help Arizonans? This was expected to bring in almost $28BN in currently unreported revenue. Srsly?
Might as well have voted for Lake.
Might as well have voted for Lake.
It is unfathomable to me that certain tech geniuses are posting these web forms with ZERO validation, string checking, or IP limits in place. Like, they don't even check the fucking ZIP CODE? LOLZ
February 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It is unfathomable to me that certain tech geniuses are posting these web forms with ZERO validation, string checking, or IP limits in place. Like, they don't even check the fucking ZIP CODE? LOLZ
Really?
When did you live in Redwood City?
When did you live in Redwood City?
January 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Really?
When did you live in Redwood City?
When did you live in Redwood City?
This is something.
December 27, 2024 at 4:08 AM
This is something.
LinkedIn, WTAF? Absofuckinglutely not. HARD no.
December 14, 2024 at 1:05 AM
LinkedIn, WTAF? Absofuckinglutely not. HARD no.
Oh yeah. Let’s go bowling again! #keepchopping
November 17, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Oh yeah. Let’s go bowling again! #keepchopping
Wait, so we aren't doing this anymore? Things change so fast these days.
November 15, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Wait, so we aren't doing this anymore? Things change so fast these days.
Seems like a post with some pup pics is a great way to start here. Meet River, Marlow, and Freya - all rescues and definitely all good dogs.
November 14, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Seems like a post with some pup pics is a great way to start here. Meet River, Marlow, and Freya - all rescues and definitely all good dogs.