Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
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Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
@mattsilber.bsky.social
He/Him.
Things of interest: crows, nutter butters, people who aren't assholes, EVs, floral arrangements, whiskey, lists containing an odd number of items.
I found my underwear taking a nap on a little shelf in the dryer.
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
NEW! PUBLIC! ENEMY!!!!
July 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
They're about to kiss, right?
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.
July 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Random pic from 2019
#peapod #peas
July 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Confetti Infection would be a good name for a band that plays what genre of music?
July 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's HOT out.
(pointless social media post du jour)
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In the animated movie Dog Man, Pete Davidson's nod to Sigourney Weaver is hilarious.
June 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The main reason we eat waffles is butter, right?
June 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mac and cheese is not in the pasta aisle at my grocery store. I find this upsetting.
June 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Today is new toothbrush day.
June 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Popcorn Beverage Potato
May 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Learned about the horrible cruelty behind scam texts 🙁 from this Planet Money episode

pca.st/episode/8045...
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May 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
An advertisement claimed free food is better than food. I disagree - most stuff offered for free is sub-par.
May 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Random wet stuff (pics from years and years ago).
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
What are the symptoms of frozen burrito addiction?
May 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
People are still saying "from zero to hero"... I do not approve.
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Here is a moose.
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Stuck in traffic so long a spider has begun building a web on my windshield.
May 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Which breakfast cereal mascots see a therapist regularly? (and for what issue?)
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
How often do you use the 🥔 emoji?
May 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
Powerful.
98-Year-Old WWII Vet Uses Tank To 'Crush Fascism' By Literally Crushing A Tesla In Viral Video
He knows fascism when he sees it.
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May 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
French fries and potato chips are pretty much the same thing.
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I was wondering if "Malice in Wonderland" is a movie. (apparently it is!)
May 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bubbles in my oatmeal, like so many glistening spider eyes.
May 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM