Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
@mattsilber.bsky.social
He/Him.
Things of interest: crows, nutter butters, people who aren't assholes, EVs, floral arrangements, whiskey, lists containing an odd number of items.
Things of interest: crows, nutter butters, people who aren't assholes, EVs, floral arrangements, whiskey, lists containing an odd number of items.
I found my underwear taking a nap on a little shelf in the dryer.
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I found my underwear taking a nap on a little shelf in the dryer.
NEW! PUBLIC! ENEMY!!!!
July 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
NEW! PUBLIC! ENEMY!!!!
They're about to kiss, right?
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.
July 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
They're about to kiss, right?
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.
Certainly nothing wrong with that, but physical passion is just a weird vibe for a safety training video I had to watch for work.
July 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Confetti Infection would be a good name for a band that plays what genre of music?
July 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Confetti Infection would be a good name for a band that plays what genre of music?
It's HOT out.
(pointless social media post du jour)
(pointless social media post du jour)
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It's HOT out.
(pointless social media post du jour)
(pointless social media post du jour)
In the animated movie Dog Man, Pete Davidson's nod to Sigourney Weaver is hilarious.
June 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
In the animated movie Dog Man, Pete Davidson's nod to Sigourney Weaver is hilarious.
The main reason we eat waffles is butter, right?
June 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The main reason we eat waffles is butter, right?
Mac and cheese is not in the pasta aisle at my grocery store. I find this upsetting.
June 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Mac and cheese is not in the pasta aisle at my grocery store. I find this upsetting.
Today is new toothbrush day.
June 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Today is new toothbrush day.
Popcorn Beverage Potato
May 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Popcorn Beverage Potato
Learned about the horrible cruelty behind scam texts 🙁 from this Planet Money episode
pca.st/episode/8045...
pca.st/episode/8045...
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May 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Learned about the horrible cruelty behind scam texts 🙁 from this Planet Money episode
pca.st/episode/8045...
pca.st/episode/8045...
An advertisement claimed free food is better than food. I disagree - most stuff offered for free is sub-par.
May 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
An advertisement claimed free food is better than food. I disagree - most stuff offered for free is sub-par.
Random wet stuff (pics from years and years ago).
May 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Random wet stuff (pics from years and years ago).
What are the symptoms of frozen burrito addiction?
May 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What are the symptoms of frozen burrito addiction?
People are still saying "from zero to hero"... I do not approve.
May 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
People are still saying "from zero to hero"... I do not approve.
Men need attention on the streets #shorts
YouTube video by Stanzi
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May 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Here is a moose.
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Here is a moose.
Stuck in traffic so long a spider has begun building a web on my windshield.
May 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Stuck in traffic so long a spider has begun building a web on my windshield.
Which breakfast cereal mascots see a therapist regularly? (and for what issue?)
May 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Which breakfast cereal mascots see a therapist regularly? (and for what issue?)
How often do you use the 🥔 emoji?
May 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
How often do you use the 🥔 emoji?
Reposted by Matt Silber (ashamed American - FU🍊🤡)
Powerful.
98-Year-Old WWII Vet Uses Tank To 'Crush Fascism' By Literally Crushing A Tesla In Viral Video
He knows fascism when he sees it.
www.comicsands.com
May 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Powerful.
French fries and potato chips are pretty much the same thing.
May 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
French fries and potato chips are pretty much the same thing.
I was wondering if "Malice in Wonderland" is a movie. (apparently it is!)
May 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I was wondering if "Malice in Wonderland" is a movie. (apparently it is!)
Bubbles in my oatmeal, like so many glistening spider eyes.
May 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Bubbles in my oatmeal, like so many glistening spider eyes.