Matt’s Forehead
@mattsforhead.bsky.social
Mostly skin and Botox. Opinions are not my own. Contact to rent space for product endorsements or to order my special energy drinks. I am Matt’s only forehead. All other accounts are imposters.
Thanks for all the sugar and food dye you give our kids for breakfast. Very nutritious.
February 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Thanks for all the sugar and food dye you give our kids for breakfast. Very nutritious.
Tell me this isn’t how you use reasoning.
December 24, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Tell me this isn’t how you use reasoning.
Did those glasses come with a free bowl of soup?
December 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Did those glasses come with a free bowl of soup?
Man, all these years I thought you were gay. Disappointed.
December 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Man, all these years I thought you were gay. Disappointed.
John, It’s time you stopped your crying and manned up a bit. -Dad.
December 18, 2024 at 7:52 AM
John, It’s time you stopped your crying and manned up a bit. -Dad.
He’s a brilliant man.
December 17, 2024 at 5:13 AM
He’s a brilliant man.
I bet you are wrong about many of them. The left is so judgmental and arrogant.
December 17, 2024 at 5:12 AM
I bet you are wrong about many of them. The left is so judgmental and arrogant.
To meet friendly folks like yourself. Pleased to be shamed by you. God bless.
December 17, 2024 at 5:10 AM
To meet friendly folks like yourself. Pleased to be shamed by you. God bless.
Well when people are shooting at you wherever you go it’s best not to let them in close proximity to make it easier. I bet there are plenty of vetted people carrying firearms that aren’t police officers present. Great take as usual though.
December 16, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Well when people are shooting at you wherever you go it’s best not to let them in close proximity to make it easier. I bet there are plenty of vetted people carrying firearms that aren’t police officers present. Great take as usual though.
I’ve got an eight inch tongue, a seven inch forehead, love to eat ass and I can breathe through my ears. Can I come over?
December 16, 2024 at 7:19 AM
I’ve got an eight inch tongue, a seven inch forehead, love to eat ass and I can breathe through my ears. Can I come over?
You should try the flowers!
December 16, 2024 at 7:17 AM
You should try the flowers!
What’s it like waking up and feeling like him every day?
December 16, 2024 at 7:16 AM
What’s it like waking up and feeling like him every day?
Asses and mules are sterile in most cases.
December 16, 2024 at 7:15 AM
Asses and mules are sterile in most cases.
Gag on a cock?
December 16, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Gag on a cock?
💯. Jealousy is a cruel bitch. Much like yourself.
December 16, 2024 at 7:13 AM
💯. Jealousy is a cruel bitch. Much like yourself.
Or maybe you don’t know who he is? Either way, what’s it like waking up every day hating someone you’ve never spoken to? Yes I know I know but the media says this the media says that! Get fucked. You’ll thank me later.
December 16, 2024 at 7:13 AM
Or maybe you don’t know who he is? Either way, what’s it like waking up every day hating someone you’ve never spoken to? Yes I know I know but the media says this the media says that! Get fucked. You’ll thank me later.
Oh my. This is what grasping for straws looks like. 🤡😂
December 16, 2024 at 7:10 AM
Oh my. This is what grasping for straws looks like. 🤡😂
Good one. You’ve got a rapists wit.
December 16, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Good one. You’ve got a rapists wit.
I don’t think anyone gives a shit. Do you really think that MAGA pays attention to the media for anything but to mock them at this point?
December 15, 2024 at 2:50 AM
I don’t think anyone gives a shit. Do you really think that MAGA pays attention to the media for anything but to mock them at this point?
You totally would bone her, but she would never touch you.
December 15, 2024 at 2:48 AM
You totally would bone her, but she would never touch you.
Are you 6% or 7% Lakota?
December 15, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Are you 6% or 7% Lakota?
Mines fake. Yours is real.
December 15, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Mines fake. Yours is real.
Then apparently you don’t understand who he was mocking when he posted it that way. 😂😂😂. Beautiful. 😂😂😂
December 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Then apparently you don’t understand who he was mocking when he posted it that way. 😂😂😂. Beautiful. 😂😂😂