mattsecrett.bsky.social
@mattsecrett.bsky.social
I‘m sure Trump will be taking personal credit for this any time now
February 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
OK, I definitely did not know that 😀 All roads to Rome etc...
February 6, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Yes, I'd forgotten about the Bonham angle!
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
As both a drummer and a guitarist, I can confirm that Rosanna sits firmly in my personal top ten - both for Lukather's guitar solo play-out and for Jeff's excellent development of the Purdie shuffle :)
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
How is it possible for one woman to be so anti-woman?
December 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Where do they find the energy for all this constant rage? Are they all on amphetamines?
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
😅
October 15, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I'm mostly with you, but my boxed collection of the complete works of Calvin and Hobbes shall never be looked at, let alone read. h/t Nigel Tufnel.
October 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Yep - assuming this is indeed the plan then this is where I see the big flaw. Nobody who votes (or is thinking of voting) for Reform is going to be convinced by anything any other party does and they're leaving a massive gulf on the other side for other parties to leap into and hoover up the votes 🙄
September 26, 2025 at 11:53 AM
We're entering "surely there's a Reform mole in No. 10" levels of batshittery...
September 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Due to reading this out of the corner of my eye whilst eating lunch (fried rice since you ask), I misread "Britain" as "Brian".
August 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Not even vaguely the main point I'll admit, but why do folks insist on validating his stupid nom de plume?
August 13, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Just done it! And hugely disappointed I didn't get that estimate either. I shaved my beard and everything 😔
July 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
My version of that was "bad food". Quite insulting if you think about it I suppose.
April 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
So true. Despite English being my wife's 4th language (her first three are all South-East Asian), she manages to hold down a fairly high-level HR / finance job, but she would only ever describe her English as "OK". She also understands English comedy, which for me is the ultimate test 😀
March 6, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Well, quite. We need action from everybody now. I'm not super confident that they can all coordinate but the imperative is there.
March 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What?
March 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Meanwhile Egypt watching the NUKE recurved bow-armed Hyksos chariot invasion: "Oh fuck".
March 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You spelt "massive wankers" wrong I fear.
March 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This whole tawdry episode might actually be the making of Kier. Much depends on the next few days I feel.
March 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You're laughing now but wait until I invent a time machine and teleport into ancient China, invent gunpowder then drop into Tsasrist Russia, explode the royals and write a massive disco hit about it. Anything is possible if you believe hard enough :D
March 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
His not he's obviously, grr bloody autocrat.
March 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
TBF to Dan I've been following him for some time and he's commentary on what's been happening over the past little while has been reasoned, considered and sensible.
March 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Absolutely correct. Our soft power should be used in support of democracy, not massive orange balloon cockwombalism.
March 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Absolutely disgusted at seeing / hearing some of the commentators suggesting that the carnage yesterday was Zelensky's fault for not kissing the ring. Oh, and not wearing a suit WTF.
March 1, 2025 at 12:51 PM