matthew schratz
@mattschratz.bsky.social
abe simpson would leave the periods out of EPA too
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
abe simpson would leave the periods out of EPA too
i would hate to live in a world of technical illiteracy! better speak out for the guy who named his company after the fascist rocks from lord of the rings
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i would hate to live in a world of technical illiteracy! better speak out for the guy who named his company after the fascist rocks from lord of the rings
the "green world" is the mall
November 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
the "green world" is the mall
i thought vinson cunningham's great expectations was an interesting book to talk about (about political campaigning)
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i thought vinson cunningham's great expectations was an interesting book to talk about (about political campaigning)
now imagining a guy so into season 15 simpsons that he decides, two years later, to dive right in with AGAINST THE DAY
September 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
now imagining a guy so into season 15 simpsons that he decides, two years later, to dive right in with AGAINST THE DAY
this just caused me to learn that, to my great surprise, both pynchon cameos on the simpsons occurred in 2004
September 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
this just caused me to learn that, to my great surprise, both pynchon cameos on the simpsons occurred in 2004
in DAYSWORK by jennifer habel and chris bachelder, there's a long run of one-sentence short story descriptions, and i've recognized about half and hope to one day identify them all
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
in DAYSWORK by jennifer habel and chris bachelder, there's a long run of one-sentence short story descriptions, and i've recognized about half and hope to one day identify them all
i once gave a girl i had a crush on a copy of wittgenstein's mistress and tried to sell her on it by saying it was "a lot like rant by chuck palahniuk," a book i knew she liked
September 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
i once gave a girl i had a crush on a copy of wittgenstein's mistress and tried to sell her on it by saying it was "a lot like rant by chuck palahniuk," a book i knew she liked
i didn't know it existed! now i am intrigued
September 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i didn't know it existed! now i am intrigued
i had been looking for a book that would leave me woozy with sex and death and mexico
September 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
i had been looking for a book that would leave me woozy with sex and death and mexico
i am sure that megan mcardle has the deeply felt best interests of the left at heart
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i am sure that megan mcardle has the deeply felt best interests of the left at heart
non-stop W's for the dexter-cels
September 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
non-stop W's for the dexter-cels
you can always count on the old spyfucker
August 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
you can always count on the old spyfucker
the difference in mood between the critical apparatus for wilson's odyssey (2017) and iliad (2023) really indexes a world Going Through It
August 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the difference in mood between the critical apparatus for wilson's odyssey (2017) and iliad (2023) really indexes a world Going Through It
they could serve whiskey in a bottle of wine
August 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
they could serve whiskey in a bottle of wine