mattschiffler.bsky.social
@mattschiffler.bsky.social
He has a concept of a plan for an announcement
September 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Join the club
August 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Do qualifying conditions include "Higher Risk (conclusive)" only, or the other categories as well?
August 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Not to mention it disregards the fact that the President can't just make laws out of thin air
August 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just let him think it does.
August 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The violent crime rate in Tallahassee is more than twice that of Washington DC 🤷‍♂️
August 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Not beating the "covering for Trump" allegations, I see
July 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It wouldn't be shocking if he did, but no. Always verify Twitter screenshots by visiting the relevant Twitter page yourself.
July 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Here is Trump's gameplan:

1. work the public into a frenzy demanding the list be released

2. release a doctored version that conveniently doesn't implicate him or any of his allies

3. say "i tried not to release this, but the Democrats made me"

4. his base thinks he's a hero

Mark my words.
July 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
What is Ramanujan's taxicab number minus the number of Scheherezade's tales?
June 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Wow, I'm so shocked that a Trump nominee lied in a confirmation hearing. That has never happened before. 🙄
June 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Why would he be worried about that? The Republicans in the Senate will let him get away with anything he wants.
May 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Most billionaires know how many zeroes are in $52 billion
May 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Due to contract disputes, your cable company is running SportsCenter reruns from 2007?
May 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
"...kids should die from measles" - RFK Jr.
May 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The best possible measles treatment is to kick RFK Jr. out of office and replace him with someone who knows what they're talking about.
May 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
That correlation is good! Direct inverse correlation between fluoride and low IQ: more fluoride = less low IQ.
April 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I'm tired of watching teams run for 7-15 yards on first and 10 at will every week. The Bills have lots of great defensive players, that shouldn't be happening.
December 9, 2024 at 1:19 AM
If the offense puts up 42 points and you lose, the defensive coordinator should be fired. That should just be a leaguewide rule.
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Better hurry up and arrest him before he has the advantage of knowing his own name....
December 8, 2024 at 12:25 AM
What a coincidence! I never get jobs I don't apply for either!
December 7, 2024 at 4:23 AM
There is a lot of regional variation. Where I grew up, "crayon" and "garage" are both one syllable: go to the graj and getcher box o' crans
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
That wasn't really the lions' fault... Little Caesar's is the villian there
January 28, 2024 at 11:22 PM