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He has a concept of a plan for an announcement
September 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
He has a concept of a plan for an announcement
Join the club
August 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Join the club
Do qualifying conditions include "Higher Risk (conclusive)" only, or the other categories as well?
August 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Do qualifying conditions include "Higher Risk (conclusive)" only, or the other categories as well?
Not to mention it disregards the fact that the President can't just make laws out of thin air
August 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not to mention it disregards the fact that the President can't just make laws out of thin air
Just let him think it does.
August 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just let him think it does.
The violent crime rate in Tallahassee is more than twice that of Washington DC 🤷♂️
August 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The violent crime rate in Tallahassee is more than twice that of Washington DC 🤷♂️
Not beating the "covering for Trump" allegations, I see
July 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Not beating the "covering for Trump" allegations, I see
It wouldn't be shocking if he did, but no. Always verify Twitter screenshots by visiting the relevant Twitter page yourself.
July 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It wouldn't be shocking if he did, but no. Always verify Twitter screenshots by visiting the relevant Twitter page yourself.
Here is Trump's gameplan:
1. work the public into a frenzy demanding the list be released
2. release a doctored version that conveniently doesn't implicate him or any of his allies
3. say "i tried not to release this, but the Democrats made me"
4. his base thinks he's a hero
Mark my words.
1. work the public into a frenzy demanding the list be released
2. release a doctored version that conveniently doesn't implicate him or any of his allies
3. say "i tried not to release this, but the Democrats made me"
4. his base thinks he's a hero
Mark my words.
July 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Here is Trump's gameplan:
1. work the public into a frenzy demanding the list be released
2. release a doctored version that conveniently doesn't implicate him or any of his allies
3. say "i tried not to release this, but the Democrats made me"
4. his base thinks he's a hero
Mark my words.
1. work the public into a frenzy demanding the list be released
2. release a doctored version that conveniently doesn't implicate him or any of his allies
3. say "i tried not to release this, but the Democrats made me"
4. his base thinks he's a hero
Mark my words.
What is Ramanujan's taxicab number minus the number of Scheherezade's tales?
June 18, 2025 at 11:15 AM
What is Ramanujan's taxicab number minus the number of Scheherezade's tales?
Wow, I'm so shocked that a Trump nominee lied in a confirmation hearing. That has never happened before. 🙄
June 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Wow, I'm so shocked that a Trump nominee lied in a confirmation hearing. That has never happened before. 🙄
Why would he be worried about that? The Republicans in the Senate will let him get away with anything he wants.
May 29, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Why would he be worried about that? The Republicans in the Senate will let him get away with anything he wants.
Most billionaires know how many zeroes are in $52 billion
May 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Most billionaires know how many zeroes are in $52 billion
Due to contract disputes, your cable company is running SportsCenter reruns from 2007?
May 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Due to contract disputes, your cable company is running SportsCenter reruns from 2007?
"...kids should die from measles" - RFK Jr.
May 12, 2025 at 1:26 PM
"...kids should die from measles" - RFK Jr.
The best possible measles treatment is to kick RFK Jr. out of office and replace him with someone who knows what they're talking about.
May 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The best possible measles treatment is to kick RFK Jr. out of office and replace him with someone who knows what they're talking about.
That correlation is good! Direct inverse correlation between fluoride and low IQ: more fluoride = less low IQ.
April 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
That correlation is good! Direct inverse correlation between fluoride and low IQ: more fluoride = less low IQ.
I'm tired of watching teams run for 7-15 yards on first and 10 at will every week. The Bills have lots of great defensive players, that shouldn't be happening.
December 9, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I'm tired of watching teams run for 7-15 yards on first and 10 at will every week. The Bills have lots of great defensive players, that shouldn't be happening.
If the offense puts up 42 points and you lose, the defensive coordinator should be fired. That should just be a leaguewide rule.
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
If the offense puts up 42 points and you lose, the defensive coordinator should be fired. That should just be a leaguewide rule.
Better hurry up and arrest him before he has the advantage of knowing his own name....
December 8, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Better hurry up and arrest him before he has the advantage of knowing his own name....
What a coincidence! I never get jobs I don't apply for either!
December 7, 2024 at 4:23 AM
What a coincidence! I never get jobs I don't apply for either!
There is a lot of regional variation. Where I grew up, "crayon" and "garage" are both one syllable: go to the graj and getcher box o' crans
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 AM
There is a lot of regional variation. Where I grew up, "crayon" and "garage" are both one syllable: go to the graj and getcher box o' crans
That wasn't really the lions' fault... Little Caesar's is the villian there
January 28, 2024 at 11:22 PM
That wasn't really the lions' fault... Little Caesar's is the villian there