KEEP MY CUBS NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

People need to leave the Cubs out of this. We only got five days to celebrate. Leave us alone.

this is true (and sadly unlikely)

One? How about all of them?

My thought process seeing this post: "I can't believe Jake Tapper is giving airtime to the My Pillow Guy...wait no that's Dr. Phil...why is he interviewing Dr. Phil about this...what happened to Jake Tapper?"

Uh...spoiler alert!

I'm enjoying Good Gavin now. Maybe he'll surprise us all and become Really Good Gavin!

then it is settled. let's call Gotye and tell him the good news.

Why stop at Spoon Glove? Spoon Fork is a little dangerous, but that's the risk Gen Z will have to take to text and eat spaghetti.

I intrigued in your new spoon pitch. Does it have a better grip? Maybe a slightly deeper base to the spoon? Spoon fork combo like a spork? What are we talking here?

He has the anger of someone who just found a dead bear in their car.