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Matt "These are the fun posts" Presents
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This is where I joke around. Twitter is where I scream into the void.
If sinning is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
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Ryan Riccotta #7
Ryan: There’s a pedestrian crossing half a block that way and light half a block the other, but she chose to j-walk... Waitress: Some cheese nuggets and three Speedy's blondes. Ryan, Cy, and Brewster: Thank you! Brewster: And the comedian say: that's not the punchline to a joke no one actually knows the setup to, that's my wife! Cy: But don't realize, Mary Lou Rhetten was wah more than a terrific athlete! Ryan: Hee hee hee hee... you're cute! Cy: You're cute. You’re also very drunk. Ryan: Bathroom? Cy: Bathroom! Brewster: Good luck on your quest, Ryan! Remember, middle stall!
November 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #6
Ryan: I still need something to do. Brewster: Hey, you could try to find the Meaning of Life. Ryan: Sounds a little complicated, doesn't it? Brewster: No way, man. I saw it written on the bathroom wall at the Speedy's Bar and Grill over on the other side of town. Funny thing, I can't remember what it was. Ryan: Uh-huh. Brewster: But I was sure it was the real Meaning of Life. Ryan: You expect my first adventure to be going to the Speedy's bathroom to find the Meaning of Life!?! Cy: Oh, I love their cheese nuggets. Ryan: Ah, yeah! And they got a really good house blonde. Cy: Please babe, can we go to Speedy's for dinner? My treat Ryan: Alright. We're going for dinner. We'll worry about "The Meaning of Life" later! Brewster: Fair enough.
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Stan Smith and Bob Belcher Frylock and Bojack Horseman Bender and the bear from the Cleveland Show Wooldoor and a Squidbilly
November 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #5
Ryan: Enough set up, now it's time for a story! Oh! I could run for Mayor Brewster: Yeah... sorry, I kinda promised Jolene I'd vote for her sister. Ryan: Ah, come on! Cy, you're with me, right? Cy: Actually, Ryan, Gianna Guda-Feta's done a lot for this city. I mean, she's a low-level beurocrat, there's only so much she can do, but she's kept major corperations from completely over-running this town. Ryan: Oh, what? You're an expert on local politics? Cy: Someone's gotta be. Why do you think I read the local paper? And Gianna Guda-Feta has earned my vote! Ryan: Alright! I won't run! Brian Griffin would have voted for me. Cy: Brian Griffin is a shitlib!!! That guy can eat my ass!!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I did like that rat (heavily inspired by the Toxic Crusader's girlfriend, hanging next to my desk) enough to make her Brewster's girlfriend.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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So, staring at the blank space where Ryan's boyfriend would go, I thought about this and made as simple a boyfriend as I could, and, honestly, I could not imagine this comic without Cyclopse Duck.
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Ryan Riccotta #4
Ryan: How bout a love interest? All great stories need a love interest. How bout a needlessly sexy rat? Is rat too obvious? I could go more exotic. Needlessly sexy Dragon! Nah, way too kinky for me... Untreateningly sexy dragon girlfriend? Ah, fuck it, I'm gay, here's my boyfriend. Cy: Hi. I'm Cyclopse Duck Brewster: And I'm dating the mayor's sister Jolene! Jolene: Hi, Ryan! Hi Cyclopse Duck! Remember to vote for my sister Gianna Guda-Feta this Thursday.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Fucking finally
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Ryan Riccotta #3
Ryan: Sure, Brewster's the coolest roommate ever, but we got some pretty crazy neighbors. Like, Dr. Completelysane Dr. Completelysane: It's funny because the name is totally inaccurate! Ryan: And a fish guy. Guy: Hi! I'm Fish Guy, but my friends call me "Guy." Ryan: This fellow. A turkey who can predict the day you'll die. Turkey: March 13th, 2037. Ryan: And Brian Griffin, the dog from Family Guy Brian Griffin, the dog from Family Guy: This is straight up plagiarism.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Ryan Riccotta #2
Ryan: I guess I'll need a place to stay, right? How bout a giant cheese house!?! I dunno, does home ownership put me out of touch with my core demographic? Maybe I just live in a normal apartment. I better at least have a cool roommate. Brewster: Hey, hey! Ryan! Let's party! Ryan: Ah, sweet! Brewster the Party Turtle!
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Phrases like skibidi, 67, fanum tax, etc aren’t inherently more bad, dumb, or meaningless than the memes you grew up with; you’re just not 14 any more
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM