Matt Pollack
@mattpollack.bsky.social
Great guy who manages a bookstore and made the film, Run Run It's Him. Working on a second and third film, and yes, really a great guy.
I'm just so tired of Ethan Hawke's face.
September 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I'm just so tired of Ethan Hawke's face.
Keep seeing people with dozens of tattoos on their legs, how much would this cost? Want to know so I can make fun of them in my mind.
September 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Keep seeing people with dozens of tattoos on their legs, how much would this cost? Want to know so I can make fun of them in my mind.
Man, my shits really get affected by the heat. Who's with me?
June 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Man, my shits really get affected by the heat. Who's with me?
Perfect song #3.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=loiH...
A Christmas Camel (2009 Remaster)
YouTube video by Procol Harum - Topic
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May 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Perfect song #3.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loiH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=loiH...
Perfect song #2. Also, good video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Pl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Pl...
Neil Young - Wonderin'
YouTube video by batmanmmv
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May 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Perfect song #2. Also, good video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Pl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Pl...
Note to the woman with all the tattoos yesterday, Tim Curry's face was a bad choice.
May 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Note to the woman with all the tattoos yesterday, Tim Curry's face was a bad choice.
Do people actually read John Fosse books? Please tell me if you all just pretend so I don't have to try Septology and then give up and pretend with you.
May 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Do people actually read John Fosse books? Please tell me if you all just pretend so I don't have to try Septology and then give up and pretend with you.
I love my cat Roger, except between the times 5am to 7am, 4:30pm-6pm and 8:30pm to 10pm, then he's a fucking asshole and I hate him.
April 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I love my cat Roger, except between the times 5am to 7am, 4:30pm-6pm and 8:30pm to 10pm, then he's a fucking asshole and I hate him.
This right now.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZQK...
Phantasm (1979) - Jam Session Scene (1/10) | Movieclips
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April 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This right now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZQK...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZQK...
In the bathroom at work I reach down for some toilet paper after shitting and see a nugget of feces stuck right against the ring, wedged, not mine, but there it is and I think even 15 years ago I couldn't generate a stream to dislodge it, for my own self esteem just had to say, forget it Pollack!
April 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
In the bathroom at work I reach down for some toilet paper after shitting and see a nugget of feces stuck right against the ring, wedged, not mine, but there it is and I think even 15 years ago I couldn't generate a stream to dislodge it, for my own self esteem just had to say, forget it Pollack!
I don't understand people who don't follow me back, especially people who take pride in having more followers than followings, so fucking weird the currency that people put in such small minded trivialities. Follow me back, I have no illusions that this makes us real friends and I'm not a skinhead.
March 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don't understand people who don't follow me back, especially people who take pride in having more followers than followings, so fucking weird the currency that people put in such small minded trivialities. Follow me back, I have no illusions that this makes us real friends and I'm not a skinhead.
Seth Rogen has a new tv show coming out soon, it's about all his experiences in Hollywood and will gust star lots of his friends. Maybe I will kill myself tomorrow. On a side note Black Sabbath Vol. 4 still delivers.
March 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Seth Rogen has a new tv show coming out soon, it's about all his experiences in Hollywood and will gust star lots of his friends. Maybe I will kill myself tomorrow. On a side note Black Sabbath Vol. 4 still delivers.
Sometime you just can't walk fast enough to get out of earshot of a teenager telling a group of friends a story, loud, long and utterly devoid of interesting or even necessary details. Painful.
March 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sometime you just can't walk fast enough to get out of earshot of a teenager telling a group of friends a story, loud, long and utterly devoid of interesting or even necessary details. Painful.
My work colleague's shit stains on the toilet bowl will not succumb to my piss.
March 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My work colleague's shit stains on the toilet bowl will not succumb to my piss.
Do people actually read all this Substack shit, I just signed up for a friend's Substack out of obligation and out of nowhere, Hornby, Marcus and Guralnick are up my ass, it's like an endless homework assignment this site, so much fucking reading, how does anyone keep up?
March 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Do people actually read all this Substack shit, I just signed up for a friend's Substack out of obligation and out of nowhere, Hornby, Marcus and Guralnick are up my ass, it's like an endless homework assignment this site, so much fucking reading, how does anyone keep up?
First time ever! My wife took a dump then I took a dump and then our cat took a dump, all in a row. This is going to be a great week.
March 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
First time ever! My wife took a dump then I took a dump and then our cat took a dump, all in a row. This is going to be a great week.
My sensor is completely out the window these days, yesterday at the bookstore a teenager asked about a book, the Killer Inside Me, and I responded, "It's fucked, you should read it."
March 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My sensor is completely out the window these days, yesterday at the bookstore a teenager asked about a book, the Killer Inside Me, and I responded, "It's fucked, you should read it."
It never really caught on at X, but how do people here feel about the hobby of melting down shit stains on the side of a toilet bowl with your piss? I know this topic sorta' excludes the ladies, but I think it's a pretty interesting and an unusual hobby to have. What do you think?
March 7, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It never really caught on at X, but how do people here feel about the hobby of melting down shit stains on the side of a toilet bowl with your piss? I know this topic sorta' excludes the ladies, but I think it's a pretty interesting and an unusual hobby to have. What do you think?
It's gotten to the point when I see poo on the street my first instinct is dude not dog. Signs and wonders.
February 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's gotten to the point when I see poo on the street my first instinct is dude not dog. Signs and wonders.
Still dipping my toe, I thought it time to share with everyone here that my main hobby is melting down shit stains on the side of the toilet bowl at work with my piss. Just a way for all of you to get to know me, frankly seemed like no one on Twitter gave a shit, hoping for more interest here.
February 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Still dipping my toe, I thought it time to share with everyone here that my main hobby is melting down shit stains on the side of the toilet bowl at work with my piss. Just a way for all of you to get to know me, frankly seemed like no one on Twitter gave a shit, hoping for more interest here.
Had a hopeful moment at the bookstore yesterday, a complete babbling lonney-toon while in the midst of yelling obscenities at himself bought a Freud book, and I thought maybe he's trying to get to the bottom of what's going in that head of his. Small victories, friends.
November 22, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Had a hopeful moment at the bookstore yesterday, a complete babbling lonney-toon while in the midst of yelling obscenities at himself bought a Freud book, and I thought maybe he's trying to get to the bottom of what's going in that head of his. Small victories, friends.
It was so much easier on Twitter, how the fuck am I gonna get up to 15 followers on here. What's the goddamn secret!?
November 19, 2024 at 12:49 AM
It was so much easier on Twitter, how the fuck am I gonna get up to 15 followers on here. What's the goddamn secret!?
What a fucking relief that the Giants didn't play today, I know I'm 48 years old, an adult by all available metrics, but when the Giants lose ( a forgone conclusion) it makes me feel like everything is shit, and I already know it's shit, but it makes it even shittier. Shit on shit on shit!
November 18, 2024 at 1:26 AM
What a fucking relief that the Giants didn't play today, I know I'm 48 years old, an adult by all available metrics, but when the Giants lose ( a forgone conclusion) it makes me feel like everything is shit, and I already know it's shit, but it makes it even shittier. Shit on shit on shit!
File under the category of why would anyone give a flying fuck, but I've finally figured out my preferred Bagel and lox combo, a toasted sesame bagel toasted and open faced, philly cream cheese, red onion and tomato and then topped with lox.
September 9, 2024 at 6:01 PM
File under the category of why would anyone give a flying fuck, but I've finally figured out my preferred Bagel and lox combo, a toasted sesame bagel toasted and open faced, philly cream cheese, red onion and tomato and then topped with lox.
Have much greater esteem for Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here since having it play on my discman after seeing a man disinfect his genitals on the subway platform, unfortunately I didn't press play until hearing the noise of the disinfecting, a noise I will never unhear, but the Floyd did help a bit.
September 1, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Have much greater esteem for Pink Floyd's Wish You Were Here since having it play on my discman after seeing a man disinfect his genitals on the subway platform, unfortunately I didn't press play until hearing the noise of the disinfecting, a noise I will never unhear, but the Floyd did help a bit.