mattPez
@mattpez.bsky.social
Insatiable Optimist
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Not straight (bisexual), not binary, not monogamous.
DMs open to anyone kind.
He/Them
Trans women are women
Trans men are men
Not straight (bisexual), not binary, not monogamous.
DMs open to anyone kind.
He/Them
Some of my favourite cars for no reason at all
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Some of my favourite cars for no reason at all
Do people know what a ford escort is anymore?
November 9, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Do people know what a ford escort is anymore?
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?"
Fucking right it's adult content
November 7, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fucking right it's adult content
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
Quote with a 10/10 album
November 7, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Quote with a 10/10 album
Explain a film plot badly: An incompetent mayor does his best despite all the shit going on
November 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Explain a film plot badly: An incompetent mayor does his best despite all the shit going on
Oh no, not Shirley Valentine 😢
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh no, not Shirley Valentine 😢
Greatest casting ever
October 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Greatest casting ever
felt a little hungry, made a creamy coffee
October 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
felt a little hungry, made a creamy coffee
- Wrote all of Alexei Sayle's Stand-Up Material from 1979 to 2010
- It was her idea to put the stars on Vyvyan's Forehead
- Showed me the right way to lay dolly track
- Provided the cakes for 'that' scene in Caligula
- Loves Japanese pencils (lol that one's me)
- It was her idea to put the stars on Vyvyan's Forehead
- Showed me the right way to lay dolly track
- Provided the cakes for 'that' scene in Caligula
- Loves Japanese pencils (lol that one's me)
October 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
- Wrote all of Alexei Sayle's Stand-Up Material from 1979 to 2010
- It was her idea to put the stars on Vyvyan's Forehead
- Showed me the right way to lay dolly track
- Provided the cakes for 'that' scene in Caligula
- Loves Japanese pencils (lol that one's me)
- It was her idea to put the stars on Vyvyan's Forehead
- Showed me the right way to lay dolly track
- Provided the cakes for 'that' scene in Caligula
- Loves Japanese pencils (lol that one's me)
This is just to lure me into posting this, but I shall not do it
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This is just to lure me into posting this, but I shall not do it
Working on squeezing bisexual into this diagram somewhere
October 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Working on squeezing bisexual into this diagram somewhere
Let's see your wednesday face
October 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Let's see your wednesday face