Matt Collins
@mattophobia.ie
🛰️ Ex-video guy who complains a lot.
💚 Green Party Member.
🇮🇪 They/He |📍Liverpool, UK | 🔗 https://mattophobia.ie/links
💚 Green Party Member.
🇮🇪 They/He |📍Liverpool, UK | 🔗 https://mattophobia.ie/links
They finally announced a new Minifig scale DeLorean the other day and I hope it can make me forget about the original one.
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
They finally announced a new Minifig scale DeLorean the other day and I hope it can make me forget about the original one.
I’m being driven mad trying to find the song this melody is from. Please help, oh god please help.
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m being driven mad trying to find the song this melody is from. Please help, oh god please help.
Even though we’re now the third biggest party, our funding is still very limited compared to other parties. While this graph is definitely outdated now, it still represents the issue quite well.
If you’re able to join/donate to the Green Party then please do!
donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
If you’re able to join/donate to the Green Party then please do!
donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
October 19, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Even though we’re now the third biggest party, our funding is still very limited compared to other parties. While this graph is definitely outdated now, it still represents the issue quite well.
If you’re able to join/donate to the Green Party then please do!
donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
If you’re able to join/donate to the Green Party then please do!
donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk
This is simultaneously the most incredible thing and also REALLY WEIRD. I mean not that long ago the only way to see anything at this level of detail was autopsies, and it's like I'm giving myself an autopsy.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE INSIDE MY LUNGS.
...should I 3D print my lungs?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE INSIDE MY LUNGS.
...should I 3D print my lungs?
September 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is simultaneously the most incredible thing and also REALLY WEIRD. I mean not that long ago the only way to see anything at this level of detail was autopsies, and it's like I'm giving myself an autopsy.
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE INSIDE MY LUNGS.
...should I 3D print my lungs?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE INSIDE MY LUNGS.
...should I 3D print my lungs?
Urgh, he’s about to land. planefinder.net/flight/hex/:...
September 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Urgh, he’s about to land. planefinder.net/flight/hex/:...
It’s also quite funny how little Apple will give for a perfect condition top spec Series 7 Apple Watch.
September 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It’s also quite funny how little Apple will give for a perfect condition top spec Series 7 Apple Watch.
When queried at PMQs by @elliechowns.bsky.social about the Rosebank oil fields, Starmer chose to completely ignore the question and then made a bunch of objectively wrong claims about @greenparty.org.uk and @zackpolanski.bsky.social.
How incredibly reductive and insulting, absolute peak Starmer.
How incredibly reductive and insulting, absolute peak Starmer.
September 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
When queried at PMQs by @elliechowns.bsky.social about the Rosebank oil fields, Starmer chose to completely ignore the question and then made a bunch of objectively wrong claims about @greenparty.org.uk and @zackpolanski.bsky.social.
How incredibly reductive and insulting, absolute peak Starmer.
How incredibly reductive and insulting, absolute peak Starmer.
The Telegraph has alway been a shitty right wing rag, but this year especially they seem to have really dialled up the cunt meter.
September 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The Telegraph has alway been a shitty right wing rag, but this year especially they seem to have really dialled up the cunt meter.
The state of UK news media in a nutshell.
August 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The state of UK news media in a nutshell.
I got diagnosed with ADHD today - never thought I had it, but it turned out I was just masking all the time and didn’t even realise all the things I was doing until people pointed it out.
Explains a lot.
Explains a lot.
August 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I got diagnosed with ADHD today - never thought I had it, but it turned out I was just masking all the time and didn’t even realise all the things I was doing until people pointed it out.
Explains a lot.
Explains a lot.
Reminder that the Green Party are doing right no matter if @zackpolanski.bsky.social or @elliechowns.bsky.social wins the leadership election.
August 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reminder that the Green Party are doing right no matter if @zackpolanski.bsky.social or @elliechowns.bsky.social wins the leadership election.
Love that the top of my Apple News app is an absolutely horrid article from The Times, that argues that there is no genocide in Gaza and it’s all just ‘propaganda’ - which is such an insane and ludicrous argument, especially at this point.
The Times is disgusting.
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
The Times is disgusting.
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
August 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Love that the top of my Apple News app is an absolutely horrid article from The Times, that argues that there is no genocide in Gaza and it’s all just ‘propaganda’ - which is such an insane and ludicrous argument, especially at this point.
The Times is disgusting.
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
The Times is disgusting.
www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
Gosh I wonder if people are going to get around the age gate?
July 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Gosh I wonder if people are going to get around the age gate?
Good lord the iOS App Store is shit now.
June 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Good lord the iOS App Store is shit now.
Mario Kart World makes me feel like a wizard.
June 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Mario Kart World makes me feel like a wizard.
Do I have to give them all to the same person..?
June 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Do I have to give them all to the same person..?
Get tae fuck ye wee fuckin bastard.
June 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Get tae fuck ye wee fuckin bastard.
You called a trans woman a clown because she wants to piss in peace, and then accused a cis women of lying when speaking about how she faced discrimination.
If those two bad faith tweets aren’t a perfect example of the abject harm caused by anti-trans legislation then I don’t know what it.
If those two bad faith tweets aren’t a perfect example of the abject harm caused by anti-trans legislation then I don’t know what it.
April 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You called a trans woman a clown because she wants to piss in peace, and then accused a cis women of lying when speaking about how she faced discrimination.
If those two bad faith tweets aren’t a perfect example of the abject harm caused by anti-trans legislation then I don’t know what it.
If those two bad faith tweets aren’t a perfect example of the abject harm caused by anti-trans legislation then I don’t know what it.
Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist.
You know honestly I think this is a win, both the actor and the character are lovely.
You know honestly I think this is a win, both the actor and the character are lovely.
April 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Your last saved celebrity picture is your therapist.
You know honestly I think this is a win, both the actor and the character are lovely.
You know honestly I think this is a win, both the actor and the character are lovely.