Matt, but on the internet
@mattontheinternet.com
Greetings Programmes!
D&D nerd, IT geek, cat and dog dad.
Freedom of choice and freedom to choose.
Equity then equality.
I’m not trying to be better than you, I’m trying to be better than me.
He/Him
D&D nerd, IT geek, cat and dog dad.
Freedom of choice and freedom to choose.
Equity then equality.
I’m not trying to be better than you, I’m trying to be better than me.
He/Him
Happy Birthday Ara!
May 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Happy Birthday Ara!
May the odds be ever in your favour Kay.
January 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
May the odds be ever in your favour Kay.
I think you’ve got 1, 2 and 4 covered. 3 will sort itself out. So really you need to start getting cats.
January 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I think you’ve got 1, 2 and 4 covered. 3 will sort itself out. So really you need to start getting cats.
Hope you made it through and still had a good day.
December 26, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Hope you made it through and still had a good day.
Hope you get what you need Kerri.
If you need a place to chat later, DM me.
No one should feel rubbish any day. Least of all today.
If you need a place to chat later, DM me.
No one should feel rubbish any day. Least of all today.
December 25, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Hope you get what you need Kerri.
If you need a place to chat later, DM me.
No one should feel rubbish any day. Least of all today.
If you need a place to chat later, DM me.
No one should feel rubbish any day. Least of all today.
Merry Christmas Lara.
December 25, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Merry Christmas Lara.
2025 resolution: be as cool and styling as Ash!
December 23, 2024 at 6:59 PM
2025 resolution: be as cool and styling as Ash!
How long would you have to wait for the slowest one?
December 23, 2024 at 6:58 PM
How long would you have to wait for the slowest one?
Smooth.
How do I be more like you?
How do I be more like you?
December 23, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Smooth.
How do I be more like you?
How do I be more like you?
Along with button mashing tekken to victory.
December 17, 2024 at 12:09 PM
Along with button mashing tekken to victory.
Breathe the air.
Pet the dog.
Eat the cake.
Take the time.
Pet the dog.
Eat the cake.
Take the time.
December 16, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Breathe the air.
Pet the dog.
Eat the cake.
Take the time.
Pet the dog.
Eat the cake.
Take the time.
You really are the queen of trying to turn a hobby into a job.
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
You really are the queen of trying to turn a hobby into a job.
That’s incredible!
December 10, 2024 at 10:26 PM
That’s incredible!
If you want the party to feel heroic let them fight one big thing.
If you want them to feel scared, let them fight 30 small things.
If you want them to feel scared, let them fight 30 small things.
December 10, 2024 at 10:24 PM
If you want the party to feel heroic let them fight one big thing.
If you want them to feel scared, let them fight 30 small things.
If you want them to feel scared, let them fight 30 small things.
Desperate people do desperate things.
December 10, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Desperate people do desperate things.
Do you get a little certificate to go up on the wall?
December 9, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Do you get a little certificate to go up on the wall?
Great shots!
Beware the drop bears!
Beware the drop bears!
December 9, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Great shots!
Beware the drop bears!
Beware the drop bears!
Checks out.
December 9, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Checks out.
You’re married. I’m married.
So how about we start a FWB arrangement, where the benefit is you just cook me amazing food and I do all the clean afterwards?
That looks incredible!
So how about we start a FWB arrangement, where the benefit is you just cook me amazing food and I do all the clean afterwards?
That looks incredible!
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 AM
You’re married. I’m married.
So how about we start a FWB arrangement, where the benefit is you just cook me amazing food and I do all the clean afterwards?
That looks incredible!
So how about we start a FWB arrangement, where the benefit is you just cook me amazing food and I do all the clean afterwards?
That looks incredible!
Not hysterical at all.
Glad you feel comfortable enough to say it.
Respect is one of the highest compliments you can pay to someone.
If they don’t respect you, they sure as hell don’t deserve your time.
Glad you feel comfortable enough to say it.
Respect is one of the highest compliments you can pay to someone.
If they don’t respect you, they sure as hell don’t deserve your time.
December 7, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Not hysterical at all.
Glad you feel comfortable enough to say it.
Respect is one of the highest compliments you can pay to someone.
If they don’t respect you, they sure as hell don’t deserve your time.
Glad you feel comfortable enough to say it.
Respect is one of the highest compliments you can pay to someone.
If they don’t respect you, they sure as hell don’t deserve your time.
They are out there and they will find you.
December 6, 2024 at 3:01 PM
They are out there and they will find you.
Sometimes you’ve just got to go out and stare at the universe.
December 6, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Sometimes you’ve just got to go out and stare at the universe.
Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence
December 6, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequence