Matt
@matton79.bsky.social
Sod it, Angela. Let's just wet ourselves 🏳️🌈
When you specifically say, no picture = no chat.
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
When you specifically say, no picture = no chat.
It's a tearjerker and a half
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's a tearjerker and a half
If it has certain demographics frothing at the mouth over the portrayal of men, you know #RiotWomen is exactly the drama we needed in 2025. Also, it’s bloody wonderful.
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If it has certain demographics frothing at the mouth over the portrayal of men, you know #RiotWomen is exactly the drama we needed in 2025. Also, it’s bloody wonderful.
Need to know if this is Max Farnham's 7th child
October 22, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Need to know if this is Max Farnham's 7th child
Champagne on ice and handing round the cigars. Half an hour to go. #Brookside
October 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Champagne on ice and handing round the cigars. Half an hour to go. #Brookside
Just went arse over tit on my way to the station
October 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Just went arse over tit on my way to the station
Post you from a different era
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Post you from a different era
Just realised that Stacey's final line was the same as her original exit in 2010 #EastEnders #nerd
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Just realised that Stacey's final line was the same as her original exit in 2010 #EastEnders #nerd
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I think Grindr wants to kill me and is sending out its worst men to do its bidding.
September 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I think Grindr wants to kill me and is sending out its worst men to do its bidding.
I mean. Annie Walker was just the best creation in soap history wasn't she? #Corrie #BeaumontsofClitheroe
September 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I mean. Annie Walker was just the best creation in soap history wasn't she? #Corrie #BeaumontsofClitheroe
Absolute triumph! I bloody loved my little trip to Nottingham to see this, and Maxine Peake was absolutely 👌
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Absolute triumph! I bloody loved my little trip to Nottingham to see this, and Maxine Peake was absolutely 👌
#EastEnders launches new psychosis storyline
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
#EastEnders launches new psychosis storyline
14 days into my return to dating apps and the cycle of flirting, ghosting, harassing and unsolicited bumhole photos will soon send me loco.
September 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
14 days into my return to dating apps and the cycle of flirting, ghosting, harassing and unsolicited bumhole photos will soon send me loco.
RIP my Twitter relationship with Anna the Nana 💔 . Delighted to be called a kid at 46 though! 🏳️🌈
September 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
RIP my Twitter relationship with Anna the Nana 💔 . Delighted to be called a kid at 46 though! 🏳️🌈
It's a statement piece, but not quite up there with the cowardly lion wig of yore. I do adore this woman.
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's a statement piece, but not quite up there with the cowardly lion wig of yore. I do adore this woman.
Can't stop looking at the hair
September 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Can't stop looking at the hair
Five favourite episodes of "The Golden Girls":
* A Little Romance
* In a Bed of Rose's
* Mrs George Deveraux
* Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die
* Journey to the Center of Attention
* A Little Romance
* In a Bed of Rose's
* Mrs George Deveraux
* Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die
* Journey to the Center of Attention
September 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Five favourite episodes of "The Golden Girls":
* A Little Romance
* In a Bed of Rose's
* Mrs George Deveraux
* Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die
* Journey to the Center of Attention
* A Little Romance
* In a Bed of Rose's
* Mrs George Deveraux
* Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Before they Die
* Journey to the Center of Attention
3 years since I had to ring my nephew from my holiday in Spain to counsel him following the death of the Queen. He was over it in about 2 minutes.
September 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
3 years since I had to ring my nephew from my holiday in Spain to counsel him following the death of the Queen. He was over it in about 2 minutes.
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
September 5, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy.
Peep Show rewatch, and it's still bloody stunning.
August 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Peep Show rewatch, and it's still bloody stunning.