Here's the old drawing I did of em in comparison. I uh... still haven't figured out a name for em years later

That was the most nothing video game I've ever played.

Holy shit. Can't even imagine it, just going from "Hey let's get drinks soon!" to "That's how it goes" and never seeing him again is absolutely heartrending

What the fuck, this is so sudden I'm completely stunlocked

HE WHAT WHEN WHAT HUH

WHICH SUCKS because as like... jank and buggy and soulless it can be... I kinda liked it? Like its fun, and the gameplay is solid! Its free and fun to hit up a spot with a bud or two! But... no way is it lasting long with how it is

Like. That was doomed from the start but to make back how much folks have spent on EA? No way that's lasting long, its already a money hole. Investors are gonna want a more surefire bet and skate as a franchise does not have the chops imo

And here's me discovering latent genie powers

I'm like two seconds from passing out and misread inverted nipples as "invented nipples" and I went "wow... so talented..." before realizing that makes no sense