Matt Newell
Matt Newell
@mattnewell.bsky.social
Was there ANY warrant signed by a judge? I swear I've read every story on this topic, and I'm still not clear on that.
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dude is 62?? How old are the kids?
November 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Savage and Hyneman
June 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
No, this is the problem!

The tech bros read snow crash and thought it was an instruction manual.
April 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Cashews and almonds too. Winning.
January 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Would you spend $500 and routinely use it?
February 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Made me a little teary. We do the same shuffle of our absent dogs as a screen saver on the TV.
January 10, 2024 at 3:07 AM