Just say it was youthful banter from the past and he’ll be fine

Well thanks for spoiling the plot

Sounds like Philomena Cunk needs to investigate the reasons for this being postponed

Unfortunately a lot of rural Councils have seen their central government funding cut due to the new formula. Going to have to rely on higher council tax and service cuts to meet the gap

By her logic all male Met Police officers should get arrested too

Our problem in Shropshire is we have a lot of rural rail stations with land round them, but very few other essential services there. Or trains serving the stations

The lampposts having cameras in them at least explains the half mast flags on them - anti surveillance devices

I'm sure it will be put down to just being a bit of banter

Jesus famously wanted to help the poor but had to stick to his fiscal rules

You have to feel for the supermarkets, they stick Christmas on 20,000 products, spend millions advertising them from October but get blamed for the 6 lines of stock that doesn’t mention Christmas