@mattmofuckinswain.bsky.social
Never used no damn store provided bag
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Never used no damn store provided bag
The question is not why does jesus have a fursona, but why is that fursona a lion
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The question is not why does jesus have a fursona, but why is that fursona a lion
How much work do you think jake from state farm has gotten done
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
How much work do you think jake from state farm has gotten done
Jeff buckley cut off his balls in 1982 so his voice could sound like that
October 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Jeff buckley cut off his balls in 1982 so his voice could sound like that
I just invented a new word
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I just invented a new word
Life is differ when your team has an ace
September 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Life is differ when your team has an ace
I thank the lord every time i open up wikipedia and it does not ask me to donate
September 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I thank the lord every time i open up wikipedia and it does not ask me to donate
Creating one man desire paths
May 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Creating one man desire paths
Nothing better than your baseball team having an absolute STUD in the rotation, not even about the wins, just like every 5 days you get to see a dogg just WORK
April 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Nothing better than your baseball team having an absolute STUD in the rotation, not even about the wins, just like every 5 days you get to see a dogg just WORK
If i was around in the 1920s i always keep a watch w me thats like 7 minutes slow so if i was late and somebody pressed me on it id be like nah bitch im actually early so theyd have to be like ah its this dang ass gay ass watches fault instead of blaming me
April 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If i was around in the 1920s i always keep a watch w me thats like 7 minutes slow so if i was late and somebody pressed me on it id be like nah bitch im actually early so theyd have to be like ah its this dang ass gay ass watches fault instead of blaming me
It sucks that when i slide in a girls dms they cant see that im firing off a fit on a random wednesday. They just know me for the sum of all my past fits
April 16, 2025 at 12:47 PM
It sucks that when i slide in a girls dms they cant see that im firing off a fit on a random wednesday. They just know me for the sum of all my past fits
Firing off a fit today
April 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Firing off a fit today
A miracle has just occured
I bought a pair of pants from savers that actually fit me
I bought a pair of pants from savers that actually fit me
April 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
A miracle has just occured
I bought a pair of pants from savers that actually fit me
I bought a pair of pants from savers that actually fit me
Rebecca Fergoatson
March 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Rebecca Fergoatson
This rock so Tuff
February 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This rock so Tuff
I made a salad
February 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I made a salad
You gotta text that one republican friend when u doin home improvements
February 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You gotta text that one republican friend when u doin home improvements
I have a complicated relationship with C.H. Clapp
February 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have a complicated relationship with C.H. Clapp
1908 went crazy for C.H. Clapp
February 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
1908 went crazy for C.H. Clapp
Tik tok cookin today, durinng my morning shid between 30 grwm video i saw a live of volcanoes on the big island erupting and a video about the Cleo mystery being solved
Goated
Goated
February 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Tik tok cookin today, durinng my morning shid between 30 grwm video i saw a live of volcanoes on the big island erupting and a video about the Cleo mystery being solved
Goated
Goated
I dont know if ive tweeted other things about C.H. Clapp in the past but low key fuck that guy
February 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I dont know if ive tweeted other things about C.H. Clapp in the past but low key fuck that guy
I just want it on the record, ive done the research and ive chosen to NOT to download any skyrim porn mods
December 26, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I just want it on the record, ive done the research and ive chosen to NOT to download any skyrim porn mods
Just killed a bandit in skyrim named Sings-With-Drink and it got me rethinking my morality
December 23, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Just killed a bandit in skyrim named Sings-With-Drink and it got me rethinking my morality
I need to be a token straight in a lesbian friendgroup so mf bad
December 13, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I need to be a token straight in a lesbian friendgroup so mf bad