You get what you fucking deserve!!! (me after making bolognese with a fresh white t-shirt)

Top notch research taking place over on the book of faces

I always see this fella making sandwiches on Facebook, yet every person posting the videos is a different person and not him. Does anyone know who this man is? I feel like at this point I need to support him, literally seen him make hundreds of sandwiches on other people's accounts??

I need some mob guys I can tell a joke to, then turn to one of the guys at the table and say "didyahearthat?" And repeat the joke as if he couldn't hear it, as a result of being 30cm further away than everyone else

Y'all ever just crack open a £4 bottle of ruby wine and binge a lil sopranos for a time? (Asking for a friend)

Do you have a thought for me that you can share?
Oh, I never thought you'd take me unawares
Just call me if you ever need repairs
Oh, are you there? youtu.be/waJrDM_HCp0?...

The shadow of the church? (Oooooh moody, probably....)

Talking of birds, here's a pigeon or two, pic taken from my window, with an camera.

Just a knackered old house full of birds...I guess....