mattmchenry.bsky.social
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2. The assassination attempt was real, and he’s such a psycho that he yelled ‘ Fight Fight Fight!’ Fight against what? A person with normal brain function would either drop and say nothing, or yell ‘everybody get down’ or ‘gun!’ Or something like that
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
A thought: one of two things is possible

1. The assassination attempt was fake, and the staging with the fist in the air, the flag in the background and the artfully spattered blood on his face while he shouted ‘Fight Fight Fight!’ were all for show

Or
January 29, 2026 at 3:07 AM
It doesn’t have to be one or the other
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 AM
He knows that’s not better, right?
January 27, 2026 at 8:24 PM
It’s not from the blackmail region of the Loire valley so it’s just sparkling extortion
January 26, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Same
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Jesus Christ
January 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
That’s the truth
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
“They don’t know exactly what happened to them”

Folks are disappearing. BUt dON’t calL tHeM FaScisTs
January 22, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Was thinking the same thing!
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Branch Davidians, Battle of Blair Mountain, most of the Lethal Weapon movies, that’s about it
January 5, 2026 at 11:20 PM
😂

Also: a solid gold saxophone would weigh like 40 pounds and be unplayable. Just sayin
December 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Gosh, that would be just awful….
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
While they’re at it, how about they release the files? Surely they have those files, they’re freaking Cracker Barrel. You know which files….
August 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
So it’s not just me
June 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
If he had been in band as a kid maybe he would have turned out better
April 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
What’s with the badge? Is she gonna, like, book somebody?
April 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I hear he’s also removing all of the penguins that are on social security. It will literally double what we are saving.
February 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
That was a big step across the line, but I would argue that McConnell’s nonsense really stems from Newt Gingrich’s insanity in 1992
February 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That’s dark. Hard to argue with though
February 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Over 50 percent of the people who actually voted
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
But Trump is totally out to end waste fraud and corruption. Sure.
February 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM