M.G McIntyre
@mattmcdiz.bsky.social
Two 19th-century magicians engage in a battle to create the ultimate illusion while sacrificing everything they have to outwit each other
They/Them, queer
They/Them, queer
My last tattoo was one of Woody Guthrie’s New Year’s resolutions from 1944, in his handwriting.
Trying to make myself remember that nothing is hopeless
Trying to make myself remember that nothing is hopeless
January 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
My last tattoo was one of Woody Guthrie’s New Year’s resolutions from 1944, in his handwriting.
Trying to make myself remember that nothing is hopeless
Trying to make myself remember that nothing is hopeless
Being sober but also disabled
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Being sober but also disabled
Twitter advertisers status: Ibogaine therapy
July 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Twitter advertisers status: Ibogaine therapy
This is my baseball bat.
For baseball.
For baseball.
July 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
This is my baseball bat.
For baseball.
For baseball.
I’d like to invite you to my toilet’s quinceañera
July 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I’d like to invite you to my toilet’s quinceañera
Da Bat needs to be got. I got a hard million for anyone who takes out the dark knight
June 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Da Bat needs to be got. I got a hard million for anyone who takes out the dark knight
Fuck the New York Times and that rat Jesse single
June 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fuck the New York Times and that rat Jesse single
Ok it took a bit longer than expected but I think we’re off to the races
June 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Ok it took a bit longer than expected but I think we’re off to the races
RIP George Wendt, seen here at a Cheers wrap party which looks like it was the coolest party in history
May 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
RIP George Wendt, seen here at a Cheers wrap party which looks like it was the coolest party in history
He looks like an acme machine just blew up in his face
December 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
He looks like an acme machine just blew up in his face
“Yes hello, is this Foot?”
August 22, 2023 at 5:37 PM
“Yes hello, is this Foot?”