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I don't know if anyone reads my posts (not that I post that often), but this book is PURE AWESOME.
January 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I don't know if anyone reads my posts (not that I post that often), but this book is PURE AWESOME.
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I would rather not think about Abraham Lincoln’s powder room.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I would rather not think about Abraham Lincoln’s powder room.
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god bless whoever brought a fuckin Congo sign to AEW Dynamite
May 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
god bless whoever brought a fuckin Congo sign to AEW Dynamite
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May 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Wait, Alicia Malone didn't tell us what musical group Levon Helm was a part of! #TCMParty #CoalMinersDaughter
May 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Wait, Alicia Malone didn't tell us what musical group Levon Helm was a part of! #TCMParty #CoalMinersDaughter
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Dear ICE Agents:
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
May 2, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Dear ICE Agents:
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
When your parents told you that you could be anything you want when you grow up, they didn’t mean masked kidnappers.
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Next to blowing up an apple pie, defunding my Lawrence Welk station is UNAMERICAN!
May 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Next to blowing up an apple pie, defunding my Lawrence Welk station is UNAMERICAN!
Centurion: Are you a Christian?
#Barabbas: Yes, I am. SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE ABLAZE!!!
Me: Oh, he's a conservative Christian.
#TCMParty #HappyEaster #Easter2025
#Barabbas: Yes, I am. SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE ABLAZE!!!
Me: Oh, he's a conservative Christian.
#TCMParty #HappyEaster #Easter2025
April 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Centurion: Are you a Christian?
#Barabbas: Yes, I am. SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE ABLAZE!!!
Me: Oh, he's a conservative Christian.
#TCMParty #HappyEaster #Easter2025
#Barabbas: Yes, I am. SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE ABLAZE!!!
Me: Oh, he's a conservative Christian.
#TCMParty #HappyEaster #Easter2025
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Worried about rising prices due to the #TrumpTariffs? Never fear! My book, The Galaxy Brigade #1, is still only $0.99, and will remain so! Tariffs be darned! a.co/d/cCJlLSP
The Galaxy Brigade #1
Amazon.com: The Galaxy Brigade #1 eBook : Maybray, Matthew: Books
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April 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Worried about rising prices due to the #TrumpTariffs? Never fear! My book, The Galaxy Brigade #1, is still only $0.99, and will remain so! Tariffs be darned! a.co/d/cCJlLSP
... Says the twice-divorced man who's declared bankruptcy six times. #TrumpTariffs #StockMarketCrash
April 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
... Says the twice-divorced man who's declared bankruptcy six times. #TrumpTariffs #StockMarketCrash
Since the #DeadEnd Kids/ Bowery Boys are in this movie, I feel obligated to post this clip. #TCMParty youtu.be/kt52liMmGdo?...
MST3K - 40s slang skit
YouTube video by we're all mads here
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April 4, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Since the #DeadEnd Kids/ Bowery Boys are in this movie, I feel obligated to post this clip. #TCMParty youtu.be/kt52liMmGdo?...
The Sheriff: "I asked the school marm if she ever heard of Harry Spikes, and she slapped me in the face!" #TCMParty #RonHoward #TheSpikesGang
April 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The Sheriff: "I asked the school marm if she ever heard of Harry Spikes, and she slapped me in the face!" #TCMParty #RonHoward #TheSpikesGang
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Dear Grandmothers of these Doge hippies,
Next grandchild visit, switch out homemade Toll House cookies with Chips Ahoy. For efficiency’s sake.
Sincerely,
Myrna
Next grandchild visit, switch out homemade Toll House cookies with Chips Ahoy. For efficiency’s sake.
Sincerely,
Myrna
March 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Dear Grandmothers of these Doge hippies,
Next grandchild visit, switch out homemade Toll House cookies with Chips Ahoy. For efficiency’s sake.
Sincerely,
Myrna
Next grandchild visit, switch out homemade Toll House cookies with Chips Ahoy. For efficiency’s sake.
Sincerely,
Myrna
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Due to the state of the economy, the Funeral Luncheon Committee will now be serving Bedeviled Eggs.
March 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Due to the state of the economy, the Funeral Luncheon Committee will now be serving Bedeviled Eggs.
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5 Things l Did Last Week:
1. Gave my Grudge Rolodex such strong spin it sparked.
2. Trimmed the singed fur off Mr. Nixon’s tail as he was too close to Rolodex.
3. Served subversive brand of mayonnaise to my enemies.
4. One knee bend to maintain warrior mentality.
5. Prayed for people l like.
1. Gave my Grudge Rolodex such strong spin it sparked.
2. Trimmed the singed fur off Mr. Nixon’s tail as he was too close to Rolodex.
3. Served subversive brand of mayonnaise to my enemies.
4. One knee bend to maintain warrior mentality.
5. Prayed for people l like.
February 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
5 Things l Did Last Week:
1. Gave my Grudge Rolodex such strong spin it sparked.
2. Trimmed the singed fur off Mr. Nixon’s tail as he was too close to Rolodex.
3. Served subversive brand of mayonnaise to my enemies.
4. One knee bend to maintain warrior mentality.
5. Prayed for people l like.
1. Gave my Grudge Rolodex such strong spin it sparked.
2. Trimmed the singed fur off Mr. Nixon’s tail as he was too close to Rolodex.
3. Served subversive brand of mayonnaise to my enemies.
4. One knee bend to maintain warrior mentality.
5. Prayed for people l like.
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Never trust a man who fires up a chainsaw indoors.
February 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Never trust a man who fires up a chainsaw indoors.
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At my checkup today, Dr. Hoopenlooper snuck in the standard dementia test. He asked me, “Who is the president?” I answered, “l have no idea.”
Anyhoo, l passed with a perfect score. 🧠 💪🏼
Anyhoo, l passed with a perfect score. 🧠 💪🏼
February 21, 2025 at 7:38 PM
At my checkup today, Dr. Hoopenlooper snuck in the standard dementia test. He asked me, “Who is the president?” I answered, “l have no idea.”
Anyhoo, l passed with a perfect score. 🧠 💪🏼
Anyhoo, l passed with a perfect score. 🧠 💪🏼
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If anyone slaps a tariff on Precious Moments figurines THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY
February 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
If anyone slaps a tariff on Precious Moments figurines THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY
Today is #MartinLutherKingDay. Today is also the #InaugurationDay for a President who wouldn't rent apartments to the people #MartinLutherKingJr was fighting for.
January 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Today is #MartinLutherKingDay. Today is also the #InaugurationDay for a President who wouldn't rent apartments to the people #MartinLutherKingJr was fighting for.
Since it's #HugoAwards nomination season, I'd just like to remind everyone, especially those fine brilliant #Worldcon members and other folks who nominate things, that *I* wrote something in 2024! a.co/d/4nfXX3k
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January 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Since it's #HugoAwards nomination season, I'd just like to remind everyone, especially those fine brilliant #Worldcon members and other folks who nominate things, that *I* wrote something in 2024! a.co/d/4nfXX3k
December 16, 2024 at 5:30 AM
If I had a nickel for every movie where Bette Davis played identical twins... Well, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice. #AStolenLife #TCMParty #SundaysWithCarolBurnett
a cartoon of perry the platypus looking at a robot
Alt: Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz being contemplative and confused
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December 16, 2024 at 4:00 AM
If I had a nickel for every movie where Bette Davis played identical twins... Well, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice. #AStolenLife #TCMParty #SundaysWithCarolBurnett
You dress a boy like that today, you'd be accused of being "too woke". #TCMParty #TheMagnificentAmbersons
December 10, 2024 at 4:45 AM
You dress a boy like that today, you'd be accused of being "too woke". #TCMParty #TheMagnificentAmbersons