Matt May
@mattmay.bsky.social
Head of standards and practices is a pretty good bellwether for a news org. When one quits after a merger, it's probably time to go.
October 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Head of standards and practices is a pretty good bellwether for a news org. When one quits after a merger, it's probably time to go.
Standard Puget Sound homeless policy
October 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Standard Puget Sound homeless policy
2024: We’re gonna run the government like a company!
2025: Director Dipshit and his useless sycophant, neither of whom know the principals or are in any way involved, force you to postpone your important status meeting so they can be there in person because the big boss might be watching
Me:
2025: Director Dipshit and his useless sycophant, neither of whom know the principals or are in any way involved, force you to postpone your important status meeting so they can be there in person because the big boss might be watching
Me:
September 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
2024: We’re gonna run the government like a company!
2025: Director Dipshit and his useless sycophant, neither of whom know the principals or are in any way involved, force you to postpone your important status meeting so they can be there in person because the big boss might be watching
Me:
2025: Director Dipshit and his useless sycophant, neither of whom know the principals or are in any way involved, force you to postpone your important status meeting so they can be there in person because the big boss might be watching
Me:
American officials negotiating the end of the Vietnam War, April 1975 upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
August 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
American officials negotiating the end of the Vietnam War, April 1975 upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
Once again time for my favorite GIF
May 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Once again time for my favorite GIF
Tomorrow's going to be just like my childhood: waking up at 7am to watch a clown show
May 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tomorrow's going to be just like my childhood: waking up at 7am to watch a clown show
I'll give you one hint
April 30, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'll give you one hint
"I don't know the source material, I just know how to prompt the LLM" is a fleeting moment of inefficiency until they figure out how to cut your "skill set" out of the loop.
Save your satoshis, kids. A lot of you are about to experience the joy of asking your parents to move back home.
Save your satoshis, kids. A lot of you are about to experience the joy of asking your parents to move back home.
April 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"I don't know the source material, I just know how to prompt the LLM" is a fleeting moment of inefficiency until they figure out how to cut your "skill set" out of the loop.
Save your satoshis, kids. A lot of you are about to experience the joy of asking your parents to move back home.
Save your satoshis, kids. A lot of you are about to experience the joy of asking your parents to move back home.
Bill Ackman is going to save so much time now that he never has to take the clown makeup off again.
April 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bill Ackman is going to save so much time now that he never has to take the clown makeup off again.
Live look at the White House press briefing
March 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Live look at the White House press briefing
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS! Would you like to back out of your mandatory retirement at 56 to work for the guy who called you all idiots like two weeks ago and his SpaceX privateers? WELL—
March 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS! Would you like to back out of your mandatory retirement at 56 to work for the guy who called you all idiots like two weeks ago and his SpaceX privateers? WELL—
This tweet is basically our foreign policy now
February 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This tweet is basically our foreign policy now
I was going to post this gif in relation to the Dan Bongino thing but then I realized I could basically post it every Sunday night for the next 3.9 years and it'd be relevant to something
February 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I was going to post this gif in relation to the Dan Bongino thing but then I realized I could basically post it every Sunday night for the next 3.9 years and it'd be relevant to something
There’s nothing about our terminally overworked, under-supported and understaffed air traffic controllers that can’t be solved by the world’s richest dipshit taking time out from firing their fellow federal employees to breathe down their fucking necks and tell them he could do their job 10x better
February 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
There’s nothing about our terminally overworked, under-supported and understaffed air traffic controllers that can’t be solved by the world’s richest dipshit taking time out from firing their fellow federal employees to breathe down their fucking necks and tell them he could do their job 10x better
Next interview's gonna be like: what do you think of Karla Sofia Gascón?
Karla Sofia Gascón:
Karla Sofia Gascón:
February 2, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Next interview's gonna be like: what do you think of Karla Sofia Gascón?
Karla Sofia Gascón:
Karla Sofia Gascón:
Updated to reflect current practice
January 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Updated to reflect current practice
Sizzle reel for the future Jarl of Nuuk
January 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sizzle reel for the future Jarl of Nuuk
And yes, like a lot of you, we have a pet camel my wife got as a gift when she moved to Cairo, and he likes watching cows when we drive, so naturally he bought me a cow onesie for Christmas and it’s his best day ever.
Happy Holidays, Khalid.
Happy Holidays, Khalid.
December 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
And yes, like a lot of you, we have a pet camel my wife got as a gift when she moved to Cairo, and he likes watching cows when we drive, so naturally he bought me a cow onesie for Christmas and it’s his best day ever.
Happy Holidays, Khalid.
Happy Holidays, Khalid.
Tired: 20-somethings bringing their parents to job interviews in tech
Wired: 44-year-olds getting their mom to support their Secretary of Defense nomination
Wired: 44-year-olds getting their mom to support their Secretary of Defense nomination
December 4, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Tired: 20-somethings bringing their parents to job interviews in tech
Wired: 44-year-olds getting their mom to support their Secretary of Defense nomination
Wired: 44-year-olds getting their mom to support their Secretary of Defense nomination