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mattmager.bsky.social
It’s pronounced major
@mattmager.bsky.social
370 followers 1K following 180 posts
Queer, annoyed. Follower of stupid/smart and/or sexy.
he/him
NYC
Climb on.
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Wake up babe. New merch from the Republican National Party store just dropped.
Bumper sticker that says “ I ♥️ Aging & Dying”
July 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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New profile pic.
Me, a white man, 44, with blue eyes and blonde hair, with a short beard and mustache that have some white hairs, smiling into the camera.
April 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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Happy birthday to me.
Me standing in the hall of a crazy hotel in Delhi Me standing in the hall of a crazy hotel in Delhi. Me splashing about in the pool of a crazy hotel in Delhi. Me standing in the pool of a crazy hotel in Delhi.
April 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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The best.
Steven thrasher and I enjoying an ice cream with the acropolis behind us.
March 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Montreal is fun.
A picture of me in an alley. I’m wearing a black hat and a black overcoat. I look a bit villainous. Me in front of some street art. The primary colors of the art are greens and blues. I’m wearing a fleece with a large black and white pattern on it that looks like waves. I’m wearing a black baseball cap that says coffee on it in gold gothic script upside down. Me in front of some street art. The primary colors of the art are reds yellows and purples. There is a red skeleton painted behind me. I’m wearing a fleece with a large black and white pattern on it that looks like waves. I’m wearing a black baseball cap.
January 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Every once in a while I encounter a big open symmetrical space and my brain gets all tingly.
A transfer hallway in Don Mueang airport, Bangkok, Thailand. The strips of lighting reflect off the shiny floor and on both the left and right there are structural elements (a moving walkway and structural columns on the left and zig-zag structural supports and exterior windows on the right) that complement each other symmetrically.
January 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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The classic “Groove Tube” 6a+/5.10a at Tonsai Beach Krabi Thailand.

Finally got my bag back and now I feel like I can climb again yaaaay
A selfie at the top of the classic “Groove Tube” 6a+/5.10a at Tonsai Beach Krabi Thailand. There is greenery, the sea and a few lumpy islands in the background. Oh and I’m smiling like crazy and giving a peace sign.
January 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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Happy new year from a cave of dicks in Railay Beach Thailand.
Me holding a climbing rope with many wooden phalli behind me. A cave with many wooden phalli in it.
January 1, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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A billion hours of flights, stupid baggage delay but it’s still paradise.
Me in Railay beach, Thailand. I’m shirtless wearing a chain necklace standing on a balcony above a red rooftop structure. Behind me are large, exposed limestone cliff, the sea and more cliffs in the distance.
December 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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I went to Kuala Lumpur (Malaysia). My bag went to Xiamen (China) so they are sending it ALL THE FUCK THE WAY BACK TO AMSTERDAM to try to redirect it to … Malaysia … where I will no longer be.
Text message that says “KULKL /DEAR SIR/MADAM, KINDLY BE INFORM THAT YOUR BAG HAS FORWARD FROM XIAMEN TO AMSTERDAM WE HAS REQUEST THE BAG TO FORWARD KUL. WILL ADVICE AGAIN ANY LATEST INFO. THANKS.”
December 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Keep it classy central New York!
A door with a hand written sign that says “restroom” on it with unintentional scare quotes.
December 26, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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An annual tradition: turning my anxiety into beautiful wrapping.
A bunch of ornately wrapped presents. An ornately wrapped present against a black floral carpet background A wildly wrapped present with a braided ribbon adorned with gold leaves. An ornately wrapped silver present with blue and white ribbons against a black background.
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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Yo.
Me holding up a “peace sign” and grinning like a fool in front of a sign that says “happy holidays Fruitcake”
December 22, 2024 at 10:57 PM
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A little PSA for the 'holiday party' and 'sweater' seasons. While we don't typically get them cleaned as often as cotton shirts, it's helpful to launder a wool suit after you wear it, or a sweater at the end of the season before you put it away. TL;DR: Moths are attracted to food, oil and sweat.
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greenish knit sweater fabric with a moth hole shown. Wool suit fabric with a moth hole.
December 6, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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Happy charlixcxmas from my office cookie decorating party.
A sugar cookie with green buttercream and the word “brat” written on it in red icing sitting on a bright red background. Me in a festive dark green sweater holding up a sugar cookie with green buttercream and the word “brat” written on it in red icing.
December 4, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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Last day of climbing in red rock this year. Lovely friends, lovely climbing and lovely sunset.
A picture of me looking up at some rocks. I am a white 43 year old man with a little bit of scruff wearing an olive tee shirt and maroon pants and a black baseball cap that has Coffee written upside down, I’m carrying a backpack with a helmet clipped to it. Behind me in the distance are more small mountains. A pic of a beautiful sunset at Red Rock national park outside of Vegas. The sky has pinks and blues and greys. In the foreground are some of the deep red rocks the park is named after in the distance there are more white sandstone peaks dotted with vegetation.
December 2, 2024 at 8:08 AM
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Climbing!
Me climbing at the black corridor in red rock national park Me climbing at the black corridor in red rock national park
December 1, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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Happy Thursday from the side of this here rock bump. (In case you’re new to me, climbing is my personality about 1/3rd of the time)
November 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Roses are red,
I don’t like most beers…
November 28, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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November 24, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Sunday at home with the kids.
November 24, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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This is a speedo check. Show us you in a speedo
Me in a red speedo
November 23, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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Day two of dressing up … also dressed down.
Me in a suit Me shirtless in a mirror
November 22, 2024 at 5:58 AM
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Fuck it wearing a blazer today.
Me in my house wearing a blazer with my hand draped over a briefcase.
November 20, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Good lighting in here
Just a little pic of me in a mirror
November 19, 2024 at 11:54 PM