part deux is better but this is still one of my favorite jokes
February 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
part deux is better but this is still one of my favorite jokes
taking the first bite of a sandwich at 11:51 am, that's what life is all about
January 24, 2025 at 5:51 PM
taking the first bite of a sandwich at 11:51 am, that's what life is all about
the nfl would be better if they made it feel more like watching a yugioh duel
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the nfl would be better if they made it feel more like watching a yugioh duel
i have a cousin that works at the factory where they make the substance. he said he doesn’t work there and doesn’t know what i’m talking about but i can tell
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i have a cousin that works at the factory where they make the substance. he said he doesn’t work there and doesn’t know what i’m talking about but i can tell
just bought a frank from 30 rock style hat that says “hats”
January 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
just bought a frank from 30 rock style hat that says “hats”
orca is a good name for the machine in godzilla kotm but aura would be better
January 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
orca is a good name for the machine in godzilla kotm but aura would be better
[phone notification] your son is currently jaking off
January 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
[phone notification] your son is currently jaking off
Reposted by Matt Mac
To Give a Mouse a Cookie - First Impressions
January 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
To Give a Mouse a Cookie - First Impressions
chips are lowkey goated when snacks are the damn vibe
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
chips are lowkey goated when snacks are the damn vibe
did you know i’m having some rice and eggs for dinner. follow for more tips
January 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
did you know i’m having some rice and eggs for dinner. follow for more tips
watching all of the mission impossible movies for the first time. 10 minutes into MI:2 and i fear it might be the best movie ever
January 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
watching all of the mission impossible movies for the first time. 10 minutes into MI:2 and i fear it might be the best movie ever
2025 is the year of the phone. big things are gonna be happening on phones this year dont put that phone down just yet
January 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
2025 is the year of the phone. big things are gonna be happening on phones this year dont put that phone down just yet
i like that thing they do in basketball where they let the ball roll down the court without touching it so the clock doesn’t start. making the game longer so they can keep playing with their friends
January 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i like that thing they do in basketball where they let the ball roll down the court without touching it so the clock doesn’t start. making the game longer so they can keep playing with their friends
hey you hear what happened to mike from high school? yeah he turned into an agent. agent johnson i think. yeah but hey that’s life i guess in the matrix, could happen to anyone yknow lol
January 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
hey you hear what happened to mike from high school? yeah he turned into an agent. agent johnson i think. yeah but hey that’s life i guess in the matrix, could happen to anyone yknow lol
sometimes you just gotta tamper with or even disable the smoke detector
January 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
sometimes you just gotta tamper with or even disable the smoke detector
no, you know what? [stops jaking off] no more.
January 14, 2025 at 10:14 AM
no, you know what? [stops jaking off] no more.
the only problem with posts on here is the lack of replies saying things like “wow, such a video”
January 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
the only problem with posts on here is the lack of replies saying things like “wow, such a video”
carrying my australian shepherd around in my purse that’s my bluey vuitton
December 17, 2024 at 5:42 PM
carrying my australian shepherd around in my purse that’s my bluey vuitton
guy watching the transformers: you can tell it’s fake bc if it was real it wouldn’t look like that
December 13, 2024 at 2:02 AM
guy watching the transformers: you can tell it’s fake bc if it was real it wouldn’t look like that
echo chambers are bad unless we are talking about homeschooling children in which case they’re so so good
December 10, 2024 at 3:03 AM
echo chambers are bad unless we are talking about homeschooling children in which case they’re so so good
imagining a theater school that has a football team and their pregame huddle is everyone around the captain (player with the best singing voice for obvious reasons) who does the defying gravity war cry. they would have one win and it would be against colorado
November 30, 2024 at 5:10 AM
imagining a theater school that has a football team and their pregame huddle is everyone around the captain (player with the best singing voice for obvious reasons) who does the defying gravity war cry. they would have one win and it would be against colorado
i love going to the movies. a big thing of popcorn, a tasty beverage, and a fully charged phone so i can look at stuff
November 27, 2024 at 4:10 PM
i love going to the movies. a big thing of popcorn, a tasty beverage, and a fully charged phone so i can look at stuff
come to midway airport food court in the next hour for a free beat down
November 26, 2024 at 10:41 AM
come to midway airport food court in the next hour for a free beat down
Alexander wept, for he realized he only conquered like 3% of the worlds and he wanted to be done
November 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Alexander wept, for he realized he only conquered like 3% of the worlds and he wanted to be done