Mattloaf
@mattloaf.bsky.social
Jenga Ortenga from Weekday was in Iron Man 3? 🤯
July 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jenga Ortenga from Weekday was in Iron Man 3? 🤯
I don't care what your job is, I can give you a handy. Imma jack off all trades.
April 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't care what your job is, I can give you a handy. Imma jack off all trades.
Putting qtips in your ears is actually not bad for you if you're pure of heart and have never engaged in premarital
April 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Putting qtips in your ears is actually not bad for you if you're pure of heart and have never engaged in premarital
I'm gonna start whittling potatoes so I have something to show everyone asking about my starch art
February 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I'm gonna start whittling potatoes so I have something to show everyone asking about my starch art
At the age of 33 I've decided to try and draw things instead of of just doodling. Here's my attempt at a self-portrait that looks like a police sketch
January 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
At the age of 33 I've decided to try and draw things instead of of just doodling. Here's my attempt at a self-portrait that looks like a police sketch
I forgot to post here
January 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I forgot to post here
Me trying to actually draw a real person
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me trying to actually draw a real person
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Cool to see this the day after a school shooting in your city 🙃
January 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Cool to see this the day after a school shooting in your city 🙃
Gonna start posting these here in case TT gets taken away again
January 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Gonna start posting these here in case TT gets taken away again
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Tiktok was a sanctuary, a group therapy session, a comedy club, a music venue, a craft fair, a cooking class, and a vehicle for activism. Above all else, it was a place that accepted my unhinged bullshit. I will miss it terribly. This was my farewell post. #tiktok #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Tiktok was a sanctuary, a group therapy session, a comedy club, a music venue, a craft fair, a cooking class, and a vehicle for activism. Above all else, it was a place that accepted my unhinged bullshit. I will miss it terribly. This was my farewell post. #tiktok #tiktokrefugee #tiktokban
Welp, didn't even get til tomorrow
January 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Welp, didn't even get til tomorrow
If you play #superautopets this week and use Axolotl, you're scum. Also I'm scum and will continue to be scum for the rest of the week
January 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
If you play #superautopets this week and use Axolotl, you're scum. Also I'm scum and will continue to be scum for the rest of the week
Being ugly is only cute if you're pretty. Pretty people are allowed to be ugly. Ugly people cease being ugly immediately.
January 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Being ugly is only cute if you're pretty. Pretty people are allowed to be ugly. Ugly people cease being ugly immediately.
I think I'm gonna teach myself how to use a gun. Not completely on my own, so I'll only be a semi-autodidact
January 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I think I'm gonna teach myself how to use a gun. Not completely on my own, so I'll only be a semi-autodidact
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Happy new year. I made this and it came out at midnight to provide the requisite vibes going into 2025: youtu.be/WeKqVMj7nMQ?...
"We're All Gonna Die" - The Cancellations (Animated Lyric Video)
YouTube video by The Cancellations
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January 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Happy new year. I made this and it came out at midnight to provide the requisite vibes going into 2025: youtu.be/WeKqVMj7nMQ?...
My hubris is my undoing
December 28, 2024 at 4:47 AM
My hubris is my undoing
When someone implies sweets, I infer a treat.
December 22, 2024 at 1:27 PM
When someone implies sweets, I infer a treat.
I would totally let a garbanzo bean on me
December 20, 2024 at 2:25 AM
I would totally let a garbanzo bean on me