Semi Lavoto (aka Matt)
@mattleet.bsky.social
(Views are someone else’s that I co-opted to seem cool)
I remember being young and seeing the bulge in this picture of Robin Williams in People Magazine and being changed
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I remember being young and seeing the bulge in this picture of Robin Williams in People Magazine and being changed
I am reading Anzuelo by @emmartian.bsky.social and it is such gorgeous work. This line knocked the wind out of me.
August 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am reading Anzuelo by @emmartian.bsky.social and it is such gorgeous work. This line knocked the wind out of me.
This person is the Mark Twain of Amazon reviews.
July 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This person is the Mark Twain of Amazon reviews.
Hey young people, always remember to vote blue no matter who….unless we don’t get our way.
July 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hey young people, always remember to vote blue no matter who….unless we don’t get our way.
This is my beer of the summer.
May 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is my beer of the summer.
Quote post with the X-Men comic that came out the month you were born.
Double-Sized!!!
Double-Sized!!!
May 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Quote post with the X-Men comic that came out the month you were born.
Double-Sized!!!
Double-Sized!!!
This sums up a large portion of my life.
March 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This sums up a large portion of my life.
😂 Schumer’s ratio
March 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
😂 Schumer’s ratio
Imagine seeing this in an X-Comic these days, you won’t. Breeveport would never allow it.
March 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Imagine seeing this in an X-Comic these days, you won’t. Breeveport would never allow it.
Three plants will soon become…
March 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Three plants will soon become…
I may be stricken with Covid but I can still celebrate my baby turning 1 today.
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I may be stricken with Covid but I can still celebrate my baby turning 1 today.
Got this ad on insta and now I’m worried that my tits are full of poop.
March 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Got this ad on insta and now I’m worried that my tits are full of poop.
All Dems should wear this as an accessory.
March 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All Dems should wear this as an accessory.
What would that debasing even look like?
March 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
What would that debasing even look like?
I miss these beauties.
February 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I miss these beauties.
I’m more concerned that the toilet is designed to make you have to balance over it like this. That seems crazy to me.
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I’m more concerned that the toilet is designed to make you have to balance over it like this. That seems crazy to me.
Can’t tell you how shocked and pleased I was to see this queen in X-Men today. Given her track record we may never see her again but I’ve literally been waiting decades for her to reappear.
January 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Can’t tell you how shocked and pleased I was to see this queen in X-Men today. Given her track record we may never see her again but I’ve literally been waiting decades for her to reappear.
Got my @rdauterman.bsky.social trading cards today and they are glorious!!
January 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Got my @rdauterman.bsky.social trading cards today and they are glorious!!
Also let’s not forget that Toad was picking up her molted skin and decorating his room with it and built his own husk. 🤦♂️
January 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Also let’s not forget that Toad was picking up her molted skin and decorating his room with it and built his own husk. 🤦♂️
I was so excited when she popped up in this era and honestly even though this was embarrassing I’m still glad she was featured and not ignored.
January 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I was so excited when she popped up in this era and honestly even though this was embarrassing I’m still glad she was featured and not ignored.
One of my favorites.
January 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
One of my favorites.