MC
@mattlcaldwell.bsky.social
Teacher, writer. Not the MC you’re thinking of.
YOU: This is the best thing to ever happen to us.
HIVE MIND: Actually you can keep saying “I” if you want.
HIVE MIND: Actually you can keep saying “I” if you want.
January 20, 2026 at 2:35 AM
YOU: This is the best thing to ever happen to us.
HIVE MIND: Actually you can keep saying “I” if you want.
HIVE MIND: Actually you can keep saying “I” if you want.
Big Costanza energy: “I hate the big banks. The big banks killed my father”
Woman: “Oh my god…”
George: “Well they hurt him. Hurt his feelings.”
Woman: “Oh my god…”
George: “Well they hurt him. Hurt his feelings.”
January 19, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Big Costanza energy: “I hate the big banks. The big banks killed my father”
Woman: “Oh my god…”
George: “Well they hurt him. Hurt his feelings.”
Woman: “Oh my god…”
George: “Well they hurt him. Hurt his feelings.”
What could it cost? $10?
January 16, 2026 at 3:50 PM
What could it cost? $10?
I think about this video every time I don’t drink piss from the water fountains.
January 15, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I think about this video every time I don’t drink piss from the water fountains.
“What has two thumbs and x-ray eyes? Thi—“ <immediately incinerated by a Martian death ray>
January 13, 2026 at 1:24 AM
“What has two thumbs and x-ray eyes? Thi—“ <immediately incinerated by a Martian death ray>
I do that every month with One-a-Day vitamins.
January 1, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I do that every month with One-a-Day vitamins.
We’re finally getting Pastabot, aren’t we?
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
We’re finally getting Pastabot, aren’t we?
“I’m watching you, Wazowski.”
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
“I’m watching you, Wazowski.”
It’s a club where everyone from the manager on down has the same energy. It’s something to watch for sure.
December 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s a club where everyone from the manager on down has the same energy. It’s something to watch for sure.