Matt Schneider
@mattlaschneider.bsky.social
Former academic; current library web admin. Probably gonna be saying something about Warhammer or Interactive Fiction. Tá cúpla focal agam—labhair Gaeilge liom, le do thoil.
He/him; sé/é
He/him; sé/é
When you finally find a Gaeilgeoir romantic partner who is willing to play out your kinky murder fantasies
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
When you finally find a Gaeilgeoir romantic partner who is willing to play out your kinky murder fantasies
The teachers are on strike because the UCP are more interested in wasting money on lawsuits, cancelled coal mines, and faux-Tylenol than on paying teachers properly and providing them and our children with the tools they need to succeed.
Which means I get to decide what to teach my kid now.
Which means I get to decide what to teach my kid now.
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The teachers are on strike because the UCP are more interested in wasting money on lawsuits, cancelled coal mines, and faux-Tylenol than on paying teachers properly and providing them and our children with the tools they need to succeed.
Which means I get to decide what to teach my kid now.
Which means I get to decide what to teach my kid now.
I’ve been pursuing this in everyone I know for years: it’s so essential! Also I made this image based on the Connolly meme back in February and I’ve used it so regularly
August 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I’ve been pursuing this in everyone I know for years: it’s so essential! Also I made this image based on the Connolly meme back in February and I’ve used it so regularly
Probably “The god of prime numbers,” by Alice Major
August 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Probably “The god of prime numbers,” by Alice Major
Imagine how cozy an leanbh beag would be in one of these bad boys
August 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Imagine how cozy an leanbh beag would be in one of these bad boys
Me listening to the new Ethel Cain album
August 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Me listening to the new Ethel Cain album
I got a brand new genAI tool to sell him. It’s pricey, but I believe he’ll find it worth the $50/month subscription (minimum commitment of 5 years, billed up-front. Auto renewal; cancellation requires in-person visit to the customer service department on Pluto)
August 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I got a brand new genAI tool to sell him. It’s pricey, but I believe he’ll find it worth the $50/month subscription (minimum commitment of 5 years, billed up-front. Auto renewal; cancellation requires in-person visit to the customer service department on Pluto)
Him: dad, what’s this song about?
Me: okay so you know how people get upset because they don’t like how your and your brother’s names are spelled?
Me: okay so you know how people get upset because they don’t like how your and your brother’s names are spelled?
July 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Him: dad, what’s this song about?
Me: okay so you know how people get upset because they don’t like how your and your brother’s names are spelled?
Me: okay so you know how people get upset because they don’t like how your and your brother’s names are spelled?
Things can be bad but my toddler pointed up at the sky while we were picking berries and yelled “rainbow” and we got to see a cool sundog
July 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Things can be bad but my toddler pointed up at the sky while we were picking berries and yelled “rainbow” and we got to see a cool sundog
Here’s and excerpt that I think you’ll appreciate
July 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Here’s and excerpt that I think you’ll appreciate
These guys: oh Dr Tolkien we’re huge fans of your work!
Tolkien: get a life.
Tolkien: get a life.
July 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
These guys: oh Dr Tolkien we’re huge fans of your work!
Tolkien: get a life.
Tolkien: get a life.
I’ve made a huge mistake
June 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’ve made a huge mistake
Do it do it do it do it! Your kids want to play Warhammer—I just know it! They like animals right—get them a Beastmen army!
June 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Do it do it do it do it! Your kids want to play Warhammer—I just know it! They like animals right—get them a Beastmen army!
Oh no I think I’m getting addicted
June 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh no I think I’m getting addicted
Hell yeah let’s Warhammer
June 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hell yeah let’s Warhammer
Hey did you know using Procreate to make custom banners for your Warhammer armies is extremely fun?
June 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey did you know using Procreate to make custom banners for your Warhammer armies is extremely fun?
June 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
From Ashley Shew’s book Against Technoableism
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
From Ashley Shew’s book Against Technoableism
Neuroatypical folks! Nee-Doh now makes their Nice Ice cubes in a mini version, about 1” cubed! It’s genuinely the best fidget I’ve used, and this version is super discrete. The cube is nice and smooth without feeling sticky and the cube squishes with great resistance & it doesn’t roll on your desk!
June 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Neuroatypical folks! Nee-Doh now makes their Nice Ice cubes in a mini version, about 1” cubed! It’s genuinely the best fidget I’ve used, and this version is super discrete. The cube is nice and smooth without feeling sticky and the cube squishes with great resistance & it doesn’t roll on your desk!