Matt Langer
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Matt Langer
@mattlanger.com
"putting her through the headboard"??? who talks like this
November 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
furious that i read that whole thread
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
ok finally had to disable autoplay after unwillingly hearing this for now the sixth time today
November 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
i hope the bumper music comes at hour 1:59
November 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Part 2: In relationships, as in a garden apartment courtyard being overtaken by bamboo, I've learned to never go in without a machete.
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
hey what is a single installment in a series of substacks if not an american canto
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
oh my god this mf is serializing this
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM