Matt Kristek
@mattkristek.bsky.social
Rad dad. Formerly hmx; interesting. Opinions expressed are exclusively my own, and also Jiffy Lube’s.
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Oh hey @onefallma.bsky.social our video won a bronze at the Zepstone Intl. Film & Music Fest! We’re #3!
They forgot to put their name on this so you’ll have to trust me that I totally didn’t just photoshop this
They forgot to put their name on this so you’ll have to trust me that I totally didn’t just photoshop this
November 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Oh hey @onefallma.bsky.social our video won a bronze at the Zepstone Intl. Film & Music Fest! We’re #3!
They forgot to put their name on this so you’ll have to trust me that I totally didn’t just photoshop this
They forgot to put their name on this so you’ll have to trust me that I totally didn’t just photoshop this
About to enjoy some Massachusetts-style buffalo wings
October 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
About to enjoy some Massachusetts-style buffalo wings
Announcing a new collab soon but first..
Grand debut of the new production logo bumper for Video Paradise (and snazzy new URL videoparadise.biz)
Set your Netscapes and stay tuned!
Grand debut of the new production logo bumper for Video Paradise (and snazzy new URL videoparadise.biz)
Set your Netscapes and stay tuned!
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Announcing a new collab soon but first..
Grand debut of the new production logo bumper for Video Paradise (and snazzy new URL videoparadise.biz)
Set your Netscapes and stay tuned!
Grand debut of the new production logo bumper for Video Paradise (and snazzy new URL videoparadise.biz)
Set your Netscapes and stay tuned!
omg just stumbled on the PERFECT name for my next born 🥰
August 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
omg just stumbled on the PERFECT name for my next born 🥰
Oh no, my son is saving his last morsel of donut for after dinner, but I want it nowww
June 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh no, my son is saving his last morsel of donut for after dinner, but I want it nowww
waitwait hang on these laurels are cooler. liftoff.network/new-york/
June 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
waitwait hang on these laurels are cooler. liftoff.network/new-york/
Glad to see the good folks over at IMDb know not to leave any holes in my oeuvre. I had a lot to say about my mistreatment on the set of Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (2011).
June 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Glad to see the good folks over at IMDb know not to leave any holes in my oeuvre. I had a lot to say about my mistreatment on the set of Transformers: Fall of Cybertron (2011).
What if we talked all night on the PepsiPhone™
February 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
What if we talked all night on the PepsiPhone™
New year new ‘tude
January 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
New year new ‘tude
Scan me in, I’ll bring you a pizza
December 5, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Scan me in, I’ll bring you a pizza
tbh I only just kinda like computers but that bumper sticker was sold out
November 28, 2024 at 2:16 PM
tbh I only just kinda like computers but that bumper sticker was sold out
Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my morning Brawndo
November 25, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Don’t talk to me til I’ve had my morning Brawndo
Now playing: Wild Bastards.
S’pretty good!
S’pretty good!
November 24, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Now playing: Wild Bastards.
S’pretty good!
S’pretty good!
My car looks a lot like Tim and Sam’s car from Detroiters. Gonna celebrate with a big ol’ hot dog bowl.
November 23, 2024 at 2:26 PM
My car looks a lot like Tim and Sam’s car from Detroiters. Gonna celebrate with a big ol’ hot dog bowl.
From the archives:
Tony The Tiger In A Bad Mood
Tony The Tiger In A Bad Mood
November 22, 2024 at 12:04 PM
From the archives:
Tony The Tiger In A Bad Mood
Tony The Tiger In A Bad Mood
Went full Scorched Earth on my old twitter, feels damn good. First I archived it and tucked it away where it can’t hurt anyone
November 20, 2024 at 1:26 PM
Went full Scorched Earth on my old twitter, feels damn good. First I archived it and tucked it away where it can’t hurt anyone
“These Video Games Are So Exciting!”
November 19, 2024 at 1:05 AM
“These Video Games Are So Exciting!”
Is this anything
November 15, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Is this anything
for when you need to hunt Weezer
November 13, 2024 at 6:04 PM
for when you need to hunt Weezer