Matt
@mattklooster.bsky.social
Healthcare Advocate
Reluctant Tennessean
Reluctant Tennessean
I recently got this delivery confirmation
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I recently got this delivery confirmation
My kiddo has his Dinos posed like The Four Tops and it’s really cracking me up.
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 AM
My kiddo has his Dinos posed like The Four Tops and it’s really cracking me up.
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Excited to start this 1 year journey.
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social Excited to start this 1 year journey.
This is pretty fucking grim. Is it just a tin of vodka diluted to 8%
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is pretty fucking grim. Is it just a tin of vodka diluted to 8%
Kiddo woke up and wanted to play outside (despite it being low 30s). I bundle us up, get outside, and wait for him to realize it’s too cold out.
Fast forward 90 minutes, and I’m out here watching literal videos of ice melting.
Fast forward 90 minutes, and I’m out here watching literal videos of ice melting.
December 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Kiddo woke up and wanted to play outside (despite it being low 30s). I bundle us up, get outside, and wait for him to realize it’s too cold out.
Fast forward 90 minutes, and I’m out here watching literal videos of ice melting.
Fast forward 90 minutes, and I’m out here watching literal videos of ice melting.
This seems about right.
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This seems about right.
My son’s dinner tonight.
For the record, he turned down filet, baked potato, and Lima beans in favor of 3 bites apiece out of 8 different apples.
For the record, he turned down filet, baked potato, and Lima beans in favor of 3 bites apiece out of 8 different apples.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My son’s dinner tonight.
For the record, he turned down filet, baked potato, and Lima beans in favor of 3 bites apiece out of 8 different apples.
For the record, he turned down filet, baked potato, and Lima beans in favor of 3 bites apiece out of 8 different apples.
Fun to watch the sun set in the backyard after the workweek is done.
October 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Fun to watch the sun set in the backyard after the workweek is done.
Pajama Day! I didn’t know pre-k did Spirit Days for the High school Homecoming, but alas…
October 3, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pajama Day! I didn’t know pre-k did Spirit Days for the High school Homecoming, but alas…
Helping make dessert.
September 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Helping make dessert.
Day 1 of his first beach vacatation, and guess who is allergic to “beach”? Poor guy looks like he lost a boxing match.
August 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Day 1 of his first beach vacatation, and guess who is allergic to “beach”? Poor guy looks like he lost a boxing match.
The vacation house is filled with those fake plants you get at Target. My son is obsessed. He has started carrying several around with him wherever he goes. He had a summoning circle of fake plants in his bedroom last night. Now I’m playing scrabble against one.
August 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The vacation house is filled with those fake plants you get at Target. My son is obsessed. He has started carrying several around with him wherever he goes. He had a summoning circle of fake plants in his bedroom last night. Now I’m playing scrabble against one.
Headed out for a week at the beach with this little fella.
August 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Headed out for a week at the beach with this little fella.
Dusk falls, the dinosaurs are conspiring.
July 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Dusk falls, the dinosaurs are conspiring.
My 4 yo son, playing with some rubber alligators, “No! At least try it! No, it’s not too spicy! You will probably like it if you try it.” I’m not sure where he got that. 🙄
July 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My 4 yo son, playing with some rubber alligators, “No! At least try it! No, it’s not too spicy! You will probably like it if you try it.” I’m not sure where he got that. 🙄
Our soon to be 4 yo had a Godzilla themed birthday party. Here’s the decor that my wife pulled together. She’s such a champion at this sort of thing.
July 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Our soon to be 4 yo had a Godzilla themed birthday party. Here’s the decor that my wife pulled together. She’s such a champion at this sort of thing.
At my wife’s insistence, I built a landing pad. He was close to the edge, and nobody is running the risk of waking his highness. If he rolls over either way, he’ll survive.
July 16, 2025 at 1:28 AM
At my wife’s insistence, I built a landing pad. He was close to the edge, and nobody is running the risk of waking his highness. If he rolls over either way, he’ll survive.
Two nights ago, the fire alarms went off in the house at 11:30pm (terrifying my sleeping 4-yo). He was up until 3am.
Last night, he woke up at 3am and went 100 mph all day - no naps, just almonds and milk.
This evening, 6pm. Shep announced to the household that he’s going to bed!
🙌🏼
Last night, he woke up at 3am and went 100 mph all day - no naps, just almonds and milk.
This evening, 6pm. Shep announced to the household that he’s going to bed!
🙌🏼
July 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Two nights ago, the fire alarms went off in the house at 11:30pm (terrifying my sleeping 4-yo). He was up until 3am.
Last night, he woke up at 3am and went 100 mph all day - no naps, just almonds and milk.
This evening, 6pm. Shep announced to the household that he’s going to bed!
🙌🏼
Last night, he woke up at 3am and went 100 mph all day - no naps, just almonds and milk.
This evening, 6pm. Shep announced to the household that he’s going to bed!
🙌🏼
Liking this with the strong caveat that I still find my wife attractive and we have a child in the mix.
July 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Liking this with the strong caveat that I still find my wife attractive and we have a child in the mix.
Total Recall Cookout.
June 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Total Recall Cookout.