Me neither. I stumbled into a thread where every second word was minge. Took me a few seconds to figure out what was going on.

Oh Jesus.

You only need to watch Coulthard do it once to understand just how hard it is.

Need the T-shirt.

I don’t mind being in the office (even though it’s 150 minutes away) but the most productive days are when there’s no one else from my team in.

I’m not sure how I feel about it. Part of me would love to have him back, but he turned his back on us and I’m not sure it would ever be the same.

Well as a lifelong Villa fan I’d disagree, but of course I would. It was particularly painful as he made a lot of noise about it being his club and his home when he signed on to 2025. Not that we care anymore now we’ve got Emery.

Pep has ruined him. When he was at Villa he was given the ball all the time and would make things happen. Now he gets the ball on the left, moves forwards five yards and passes it back. Never takes anyone on.

Seems like the middle of the end to me.

Picking someone who has barely kicked a ball in anger this year is very late-era Southgate. He’s lost the little mojo he had in the beginning.

Like he’s leering over you during the act.

Textbook.