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Matt Johnston
@mattjohnston.bsky.social
new englander currently occupying a corner of the confederacy • public psychologist • triple threat • he/him

life is either a great adventure or nothing
Maybe read before you open your mouth
September 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Name this Broadway musical:

The Lyin’ King
August 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is absolute fucking insanity
May 31, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is real. Two Corinthians told me so.
May 3, 2025 at 3:09 AM
These people are fucking psychotic
March 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🚶🏻‍♀️…
March 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only
March 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today I was lucky enough to witness Audra McDonald on stage at the Majestic in Gypsy. It was about as close to a religious experience as I can get. A truly stunning, powerful, overwhelming performance that I believe will never be matched in my lifetime. What a privilege. Thank you, Audra.
February 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
February 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
They are trying to literally remove trans people from existence. They are fucking nazi’s, and yes they are coming for you too sooner or later.
January 31, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Literally this morning. The death is coming much faster this time.
January 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Unless you wrote this to be funny, which it’s not, you wrote Biden when Harris was the actual candidate. The reason it’s parapraxis is because certain leftists were purposely substituting him for the candidate to justify not voting for Harris and even now their brains still want to believe he was
January 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh man guys South Carolina is screwed
January 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The only thing shameful is this worthless cuck gagging on his orange master to keep his job. It’s times like this I hope his god does exist, because burning in hell for eternity sounds perfect.
January 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
There is no denying what is happening here. Anyone who does is complicit and should be dealt with accordingly.
January 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Looks like my UConn women are a little upset about all the gloom and doom since the ND game 😏
December 18, 2024 at 2:06 AM
This is the energy we need. Add to that DC and PR as states, codify voting rights, codify women’s healthcare rights, codify trans healthcare rights, completely constrain the 2nd Amendment, etc. And do it all in any way it takes, even if it’s 51-49 votes. Use power for good, forget “unity”.
November 5, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Who could have guessed Adams would be a disaster? Oh that’s right, everyone, including me.
September 26, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Happy first day of fall! 🥵🙄
September 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
That’s pretty cool
September 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Not sure how I was chosen for video, but here’s a beautiful day in Hilton Head to celebrate
September 12, 2024 at 4:21 AM
August 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Best I have it this Twitter post from them. Sure it’s more by now:
July 22, 2024 at 7:54 AM