mattie; loud introvert energy
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Let's get drunk and watch Star Trek.
“Bridge setting is not part of the Lego set” HOW DARE U
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Bridge setting is not part of the Lego set” HOW DARE U
There’s being a jerk and then there’s the smug retelling of being a jerk, convinced one looks like the hero, that elevates it to true art form.
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There’s being a jerk and then there’s the smug retelling of being a jerk, convinced one looks like the hero, that elevates it to true art form.
It’s a cult.
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
It’s a cult.
And MILLER.
November 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And MILLER.
And genocidal in intent: EM posts constantly about how there are too many non-white people on the world.
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
And genocidal in intent: EM posts constantly about how there are too many non-white people on the world.
Let’s not forget how going hungry in early childhood can cause irreparable harm to brain development that can never be made up.
November 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Let’s not forget how going hungry in early childhood can cause irreparable harm to brain development that can never be made up.
Sure thought this was saying 2009 was 22 years ago and was paralyzed in abject horror about how old I must be.
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Sure thought this was saying 2009 was 22 years ago and was paralyzed in abject horror about how old I must be.
He was too TRIUMPHALIST in his VICTORY speech?!?!?! Laughing for a thousand years.
November 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
He was too TRIUMPHALIST in his VICTORY speech?!?!?! Laughing for a thousand years.
Not just blood! He screamed at a lawyer that she was absolutely disgusting when she wanted a break to pump breastmilk and ran out of the room. Standup guy.
(Source: www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/p... )
(Source: www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/p... )
November 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Not just blood! He screamed at a lawyer that she was absolutely disgusting when she wanted a break to pump breastmilk and ran out of the room. Standup guy.
(Source: www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/p... )
(Source: www.cnn.com/2015/07/29/p... )
The guy who's been vocally ranting about how there are way too many non-white babies in the world? I'd say this is exactly what he wanted. So yeah.
November 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The guy who's been vocally ranting about how there are way too many non-white babies in the world? I'd say this is exactly what he wanted. So yeah.
MIKE. HEY MIKE. WHY WOULD THEY BE SECRET UNLESS THEY WERE BAD, MIKE?
November 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
MIKE. HEY MIKE. WHY WOULD THEY BE SECRET UNLESS THEY WERE BAD, MIKE?
Uhhh, what if this is all we do, when we’re supposed to be doing other things, and our browsers creak under the weight of a hundred tabs of interesting things we have no reason to be learning about?
(Rhetorical question, I know the answer, it’s ADHD.)
(Rhetorical question, I know the answer, it’s ADHD.)
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Uhhh, what if this is all we do, when we’re supposed to be doing other things, and our browsers creak under the weight of a hundred tabs of interesting things we have no reason to be learning about?
(Rhetorical question, I know the answer, it’s ADHD.)
(Rhetorical question, I know the answer, it’s ADHD.)
Not being permitted to buy yourself a cheer-up donut once a week -- the American Fuckin' Dream, folks.
November 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Not being permitted to buy yourself a cheer-up donut once a week -- the American Fuckin' Dream, folks.
You’re making me appreciate the creativity of set designers even more!
November 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
You’re making me appreciate the creativity of set designers even more!
Nobody’s ever had so many tumors. The best tumors. Sir, they said, it’s an honor just to see these.
November 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Nobody’s ever had so many tumors. The best tumors. Sir, they said, it’s an honor just to see these.
Right. You asked how it’s any different than the NYT. I said she’s not doing that thing. Which they do.
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Right. You asked how it’s any different than the NYT. I said she’s not doing that thing. Which they do.
(On the plus side, your seasonal name and account bio have just delighted me.)
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
(On the plus side, your seasonal name and account bio have just delighted me.)
Not holding them up as shining examples of truthiness we all ought to be hearkening to, perhaps?
October 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Not holding them up as shining examples of truthiness we all ought to be hearkening to, perhaps?
That last sentence somehow made me simultaneously feel truly very sad and envision the poor unfortunate souls garden from The Little Mermaid. Well done.
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
That last sentence somehow made me simultaneously feel truly very sad and envision the poor unfortunate souls garden from The Little Mermaid. Well done.