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Is anyone else’s hair never quite the right length?
Ngl, sometimes I miss going to Target. But I have saved SO much money since January…and it looks like I’m not the only one.

www.cbsnews.com/amp/minnesot...
Target sales fall sharply in 1st quarter and retailer warns they will slip for all of 2025
Sales at Target fell more than expected in the first quarter and the retailer warned they will slip this year as consumers, worried over the impact of tariffs, pull back on spending.
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July 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Is there a word for “gullible coward?”
July 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Nothing makes me want to invest in a bidet more than the Charmin bears.
July 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So with them okaying opting kids out of having to endure the horror of reading books with LGBTQ+ characters, are we getting rid of Shakespeare? I mean, all the characters were written with the understanding that only men would play the roles.
June 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“Chuck” is a favorite show of mine. “Tangled” is arguably my favorite Disney movie. And both of them bum me out a bit now. (Nothing new has happened as far as I know. It’s just that The song “Rivers and Roads” - iykyk - was on, and I got sad.)
June 12, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My husband truly disliked musical theatre. Then we watched the #TonyAwards from a cheap motel in Tennessee during our honeymoon road trip - had had no choice. #Hamilton performed. Pure magic. Long story short, we went to NYC just to see Gypsy a few months ago - because #Audra! - and it was his idea.
June 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t think I’ve said “this is weird. It’s weird,” while watching something that wasn’t RENT until the #Tonys tonight. This message has been brought to you by that awkward Gold Peak Tea spot.
June 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
"Two senators who were set to vote for the resolution, Republican Mitch McConnell and Democrat Sheldon Whitehouse, were absent, allowing the resolution to fail 49-49." And the average worker is often treated horribly for being absent when nothing important is happening www.cnn.com/2025/04/30/p...
Vice President Vance casts tie-breaking Senate vote to kill bipartisan effort to rebuke Trump’s trade policy | CNN Politics
Vice President JD Vance late Wednesday cast a tie-breaking vote to kill a bipartisan effort to rebuke President Donald Trump’s tariffs in the Senate.
www.cnn.com
May 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
We’re actively seeing how much the media can be suppressed or manipulated, so I’ve been sadly thinking about how little history we probably actually know because the “primary sources” we use are inaccurate. Weird midlife crisis, I know. But!
April 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The US doesn’t and can’t grow coffee at scale. It’s imported.
April 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
As someone who votes in every election, I will never understand what gives me the right to vote on judges.
April 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Have you ever sent a text to the wrong person and found yourself overcome with embarrassment? Just remember, it could be worse.
April 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"If America hasn't broken your heart, you don't love her enough." - @booker.senate.gov
April 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I miss the grainy livestream days. I know a lot of people do. Simpler times. The Before Times. That show was just so full of hope, and so were we. I wonder if we’d miss it as much if we weren’t in the darkest timeline. #swifties #erastour
a swifterpics photo of a woman dancing on stage
ALT: a swifterpics photo of a woman dancing on stage
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March 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s super jarring when you forgot you ordered a hot chocolate and take a sip expecting a mocha.
March 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What’s wild is that I can go for months without walking long distances, but the second I get to NYC, I’m suddenly able to do 7-10 miles almost nonstop each day.
March 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Andrew with the eyedrops will always be my number one #LoveIsBlind moment.
a man in a suit says are you rolling netflix
ALT: a man in a suit says are you rolling netflix
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March 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Either the alien invasion has started or a nearby transformer blew. Ngl, I hope it’s the aliens.
March 5, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Now that many K-12 texts are digital (no printing $) are pics that could be color still black & white? B&w pics make things feel long ago, removed. E.g., color ones of Civil Rights movement exist; color film & printing were $$ & slow, so there are fewer but not none. (“It’s on purpose” = debunked.)
February 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...

As we’ve learned, he doesn’t joke about things.
February 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You know when that dude invented the blackest black? I think he’s responsible for the timeline we’re on. The darkest dark timeline.
February 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
You know you’re a Millennial when you can’t hear “this one time” without mentally saying “at band camp.” And also when you’re the same age as Stifler’s mom.
February 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I wonder if Hasbro is trying to think of a new name for “Yahtzee” yet.
February 10, 2025 at 7:59 AM
The Suoer Bowl’s host city and the Eagles’ hometown are resoundingly blue. When you look at all of the KC area, you get purple. The halftime performer has a song that essentially became the anthem of the BLM movement.

It’s an…interesting…Super Bowl for 🟠 to choose to attend.
February 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM