Mattie Lee 🍗
@mattielee.bsky.social
"Motorbike heart beats to the flutter of the stutter of the humanoid heart-throb sobbing out a ticker-tape tune"
All the elements are working in harmony.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
All the elements are working in harmony.
I'm still surprised that those overalls fit him so well.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm still surprised that those overalls fit him so well.
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#1- Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966)
It is low budget, poorly lit, poorly acted, has a bizarre soundtrack and a story so threadbare that characters stand and stare simply to eat up time.
At least we'll always have Torgo.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#1- Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966)
It is low budget, poorly lit, poorly acted, has a bizarre soundtrack and a story so threadbare that characters stand and stare simply to eat up time.
At least we'll always have Torgo.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#1- Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966)
It is low budget, poorly lit, poorly acted, has a bizarre soundtrack and a story so threadbare that characters stand and stare simply to eat up time.
At least we'll always have Torgo.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#1- Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966)
It is low budget, poorly lit, poorly acted, has a bizarre soundtrack and a story so threadbare that characters stand and stare simply to eat up time.
At least we'll always have Torgo.
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#2- Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957)
If Ed Wood's ability to make movies matched his desire to make movies, Plan 9 would have been brilliant.
As is, there's plenty of people who still consider it the worst film ever made.
Sorry, Ed.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#2- Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957)
If Ed Wood's ability to make movies matched his desire to make movies, Plan 9 would have been brilliant.
As is, there's plenty of people who still consider it the worst film ever made.
Sorry, Ed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#2- Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957)
If Ed Wood's ability to make movies matched his desire to make movies, Plan 9 would have been brilliant.
As is, there's plenty of people who still consider it the worst film ever made.
Sorry, Ed.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#2- Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957)
If Ed Wood's ability to make movies matched his desire to make movies, Plan 9 would have been brilliant.
As is, there's plenty of people who still consider it the worst film ever made.
Sorry, Ed.
For folks who live outside the USA!
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
For folks who live outside the USA!
These are the four types of guy online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
These are the four types of guy online. No exceptions.
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#3- Champagne and Bullets/ GetEven
A movie that will make you realize that the life you lived prior to watching it is one you didn't appreciate enough. An astoundingly terrible film so bad that I would do "the bleach thing" to get out of a rewatch.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#3- Champagne and Bullets/ GetEven
A movie that will make you realize that the life you lived prior to watching it is one you didn't appreciate enough. An astoundingly terrible film so bad that I would do "the bleach thing" to get out of a rewatch.
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#3- Champagne and Bullets/ GetEven
A movie that will make you realize that the life you lived prior to watching it is one you didn't appreciate enough. An astoundingly terrible film so bad that I would do "the bleach thing" to get out of a rewatch.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#3- Champagne and Bullets/ GetEven
A movie that will make you realize that the life you lived prior to watching it is one you didn't appreciate enough. An astoundingly terrible film so bad that I would do "the bleach thing" to get out of a rewatch.
His name is Murray and he's already twice divorced.
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
His name is Murray and he's already twice divorced.
Baby chickens and ducks are adorable. Pelicans, less so.
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Baby chickens and ducks are adorable. Pelicans, less so.
Why I am up so late? To share pictures I take of the fungi I find about town, apparently.
Sweet dreams, Skynet.
Sweet dreams, Skynet.
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Why I am up so late? To share pictures I take of the fungi I find about town, apparently.
Sweet dreams, Skynet.
Sweet dreams, Skynet.
#MovieSky
10 Worst Films I've Seen
#4- The Room (2003)
Tommy Wiseau made a movie so terrible it became iconic.
A contender for the worst film of this century so far.
Good on him for having enough of a sense of humor to realize the negativity surrounding The Room is part of why it's endearing.
10 Worst Films I've Seen
#4- The Room (2003)
Tommy Wiseau made a movie so terrible it became iconic.
A contender for the worst film of this century so far.
Good on him for having enough of a sense of humor to realize the negativity surrounding The Room is part of why it's endearing.
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 AM
#MovieSky
10 Worst Films I've Seen
#4- The Room (2003)
Tommy Wiseau made a movie so terrible it became iconic.
A contender for the worst film of this century so far.
Good on him for having enough of a sense of humor to realize the negativity surrounding The Room is part of why it's endearing.
10 Worst Films I've Seen
#4- The Room (2003)
Tommy Wiseau made a movie so terrible it became iconic.
A contender for the worst film of this century so far.
Good on him for having enough of a sense of humor to realize the negativity surrounding The Room is part of why it's endearing.
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#5- Samurai Cop
If someone told me this film was deliberately made to be a comedy I'd probably believe them. But it does feature Robert Z'Dar as Japanese pseudo-yakuza so there's a sign of quality.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#5- Samurai Cop
If someone told me this film was deliberately made to be a comedy I'd probably believe them. But it does feature Robert Z'Dar as Japanese pseudo-yakuza so there's a sign of quality.
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#5- Samurai Cop
If someone told me this film was deliberately made to be a comedy I'd probably believe them. But it does feature Robert Z'Dar as Japanese pseudo-yakuza so there's a sign of quality.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#5- Samurai Cop
If someone told me this film was deliberately made to be a comedy I'd probably believe them. But it does feature Robert Z'Dar as Japanese pseudo-yakuza so there's a sign of quality.
We all wanted to be the Marlboro Man, Joe Camel, or Chief American Spirit.
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
We all wanted to be the Marlboro Man, Joe Camel, or Chief American Spirit.
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
Any of the next six films on my list could easily be considered "the worst film of all time". I acknowledge that a list is just splitting hairs
#6- Hobgoblins (1988)
A grade Z Gremlins rip-off and MST3K fave, there's nothing here but unintentional humor.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
Any of the next six films on my list could easily be considered "the worst film of all time". I acknowledge that a list is just splitting hairs
#6- Hobgoblins (1988)
A grade Z Gremlins rip-off and MST3K fave, there's nothing here but unintentional humor.
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
Any of the next six films on my list could easily be considered "the worst film of all time". I acknowledge that a list is just splitting hairs
#6- Hobgoblins (1988)
A grade Z Gremlins rip-off and MST3K fave, there's nothing here but unintentional humor.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
Any of the next six films on my list could easily be considered "the worst film of all time". I acknowledge that a list is just splitting hairs
#6- Hobgoblins (1988)
A grade Z Gremlins rip-off and MST3K fave, there's nothing here but unintentional humor.
Cowabunga, dude!!
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Cowabunga, dude!!
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#7- The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
This is the only film on the list that I paid to see in a theater. It was a completely confusing experience where I left unsure that any story had actually been told.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#7- The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
This is the only film on the list that I paid to see in a theater. It was a completely confusing experience where I left unsure that any story had actually been told.
November 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#7- The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
This is the only film on the list that I paid to see in a theater. It was a completely confusing experience where I left unsure that any story had actually been told.
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#7- The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
This is the only film on the list that I paid to see in a theater. It was a completely confusing experience where I left unsure that any story had actually been told.
I didnt realize the EC in EC Comics stood for "Early Cramps"
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I didnt realize the EC in EC Comics stood for "Early Cramps"
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#8
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
Did you know that Kiss had magical powers?
Or that Peter knew so many terrible dad jokes?
Or that Ace was sometimes black?
Or that none of them can act?
OK I had a hunch about that last one
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#8
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
Did you know that Kiss had magical powers?
Or that Peter knew so many terrible dad jokes?
Or that Ace was sometimes black?
Or that none of them can act?
OK I had a hunch about that last one
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#8
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
Did you know that Kiss had magical powers?
Or that Peter knew so many terrible dad jokes?
Or that Ace was sometimes black?
Or that none of them can act?
OK I had a hunch about that last one
Top 10 Worst Films I've Seen
#8
Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park (1978)
Did you know that Kiss had magical powers?
Or that Peter knew so many terrible dad jokes?
Or that Ace was sometimes black?
Or that none of them can act?
OK I had a hunch about that last one
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Movies I've Seen
#9- Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
For a film that was part of a big budget franchise, the quality is beyond abysmal. Christopher Reeves' Superman deserved a much better send-off than this.
Top 10 Worst Movies I've Seen
#9- Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
For a film that was part of a big budget franchise, the quality is beyond abysmal. Christopher Reeves' Superman deserved a much better send-off than this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
#MovieSky
Top 10 Worst Movies I've Seen
#9- Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
For a film that was part of a big budget franchise, the quality is beyond abysmal. Christopher Reeves' Superman deserved a much better send-off than this.
Top 10 Worst Movies I've Seen
#9- Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
For a film that was part of a big budget franchise, the quality is beyond abysmal. Christopher Reeves' Superman deserved a much better send-off than this.