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Crafty Jack of All Trades, former brewery owner, hunter, environmentalist, recovering political junkee.
Now that tRump has successfully bullied these self-installed and pathetic losers on the Board of the Kennedy Center into adding his name to the building I wonder which of his inspiring quotes about arts and humanities they will etch into the building?
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Now that tRump has successfully bullied these self-installed and pathetic losers on the Board of the Kennedy Center into adding his name to the building I wonder which of his inspiring quotes about arts and humanities they will etch into the building?
Trump Derangement Syndrome: A syndrome associated with a crazy old man who thrives in spreading his hatred for others and lacks any ability to show empathy or compassion. Also linked to his love of billionaires and desire to accept bribes and flattery in any form.
December 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Trump Derangement Syndrome: A syndrome associated with a crazy old man who thrives in spreading his hatred for others and lacks any ability to show empathy or compassion. Also linked to his love of billionaires and desire to accept bribes and flattery in any form.
You know why MAGAs and Republicans cant come up with a Healthcare plan that they can sell to the American Public? Because it's hard to sell people on taking MORE away from them for the sake of being different. They can't create a plan that helps people or faces more because that concept is WOKE.
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
You know why MAGAs and Republicans cant come up with a Healthcare plan that they can sell to the American Public? Because it's hard to sell people on taking MORE away from them for the sake of being different. They can't create a plan that helps people or faces more because that concept is WOKE.
What happens when the AI surpasses the intelligence of our president?
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
What happens when the AI surpasses the intelligence of our president?
Cool. Looks like our senate delegation from NV... @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us and @cortezmasto.senate.gov are going to cave with no concessions after 40 days. What was the fucking point? These two gotta go because they dont know how to fight.
Sellouts! Harry Reid would condemn this weakness.
Sellouts! Harry Reid would condemn this weakness.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Cool. Looks like our senate delegation from NV... @senjackyrosen.govpeeps.us and @cortezmasto.senate.gov are going to cave with no concessions after 40 days. What was the fucking point? These two gotta go because they dont know how to fight.
Sellouts! Harry Reid would condemn this weakness.
Sellouts! Harry Reid would condemn this weakness.
Does DJT realize that gold paint isn't made or tinted with actual gold?
October 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Does DJT realize that gold paint isn't made or tinted with actual gold?
Can't Katch Patel
September 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Can't Katch Patel
I hereby nominate DJT for the Nobel Peace prize for his important work in bullying a private company to reverse their own branding decisions...the revered and respected Cracker Barrel.
Had this brave man not taken time away from constantly issuing executive orders, this peace would not exist.
Had this brave man not taken time away from constantly issuing executive orders, this peace would not exist.
August 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I hereby nominate DJT for the Nobel Peace prize for his important work in bullying a private company to reverse their own branding decisions...the revered and respected Cracker Barrel.
Had this brave man not taken time away from constantly issuing executive orders, this peace would not exist.
Had this brave man not taken time away from constantly issuing executive orders, this peace would not exist.
JD is right. DJT is authentically crazy.
August 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
JD is right. DJT is authentically crazy.
I'm attending Ro For Congress's event, “Benefits Over Billionaires in Reno, NV: Ro Khanna, Protect Our Care, & Progressive Partners!” - sign up now to www.mobilize.us/rokhanna/eve...
Benefits Over Billionaires in Reno, NV: Ro Khanna, Protect Our Care, & Progressive Partners! · Ro For Congress
On Aug 17th, I'm hosting a town hall with Protect Our Care and other progressive partners in Reno, Nevada. Reno's congressional district, NV-02, is one of the congressional districts held by Republica...
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August 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm attending Ro For Congress's event, “Benefits Over Billionaires in Reno, NV: Ro Khanna, Protect Our Care, & Progressive Partners!” - sign up now to www.mobilize.us/rokhanna/eve...
I have decided to fire Microsoft Excel. It continues to follow the rules of math despite my desire for it to produce numbers that make me look good. Logic is also at risk of being fired, but we'll see if it has a change of heart.
August 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I have decided to fire Microsoft Excel. It continues to follow the rules of math despite my desire for it to produce numbers that make me look good. Logic is also at risk of being fired, but we'll see if it has a change of heart.
Double rainbow double double rainbow. Also, hail storm in the high desert. Despite the shitstorm that our president has created, there are still reasons to be optimistic.
July 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Double rainbow double double rainbow. Also, hail storm in the high desert. Despite the shitstorm that our president has created, there are still reasons to be optimistic.
Do you think the Nobel committee takes nominations from war criminals who are actively committing genocide seriously? I wonder what that rubric looks like.
July 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Do you think the Nobel committee takes nominations from war criminals who are actively committing genocide seriously? I wonder what that rubric looks like.
I see that "Big Balls" has left the building. Speaking of balls...I see that @schumer.senate.gov wrote a letter to Kristi Noem regarding the treatment of Senator Alex Padilla at the press conference last week.
Wow Chuck. Way to fight back. Harry Reid rolled over in his grave again.
Wow Chuck. Way to fight back. Harry Reid rolled over in his grave again.
June 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I see that "Big Balls" has left the building. Speaking of balls...I see that @schumer.senate.gov wrote a letter to Kristi Noem regarding the treatment of Senator Alex Padilla at the press conference last week.
Wow Chuck. Way to fight back. Harry Reid rolled over in his grave again.
Wow Chuck. Way to fight back. Harry Reid rolled over in his grave again.
This prickly poppy don't give a fuck. Happy summer.
June 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
This prickly poppy don't give a fuck. Happy summer.
Amazing to see the art of the deal in action on the world stage.
President TACO : Surrender!
Iran: No!
President TACO : Surrender!
Iran: No!
June 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Amazing to see the art of the deal in action on the world stage.
President TACO : Surrender!
Iran: No!
President TACO : Surrender!
Iran: No!
The problem I'm really starting to have is that this guy...this scam artist...this snake oil salesman...is now running our country like he ran his businesses. Selling citizenship to the wealthy. Selling meme coins. Selling access. It's fucking embarrassing. President Pyramid Scheme.
June 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
The problem I'm really starting to have is that this guy...this scam artist...this snake oil salesman...is now running our country like he ran his businesses. Selling citizenship to the wealthy. Selling meme coins. Selling access. It's fucking embarrassing. President Pyramid Scheme.
It's going to be very difficult to pick between the two when it comes time to post a picture on Wikipedia next to the term "man-child." Never has there been a more fierce competition.
June 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's going to be very difficult to pick between the two when it comes time to post a picture on Wikipedia next to the term "man-child." Never has there been a more fierce competition.
My prediction is President TACO goes quiet because JD, Marco, and the rest of the junkyard gang have surrounded him and taken his phone away.
But around 3am EST, while he's in bed, his mouth will explode with verbal TACO diarrhea and then Musk's ketamine will kick in and part 2 will be even better
But around 3am EST, while he's in bed, his mouth will explode with verbal TACO diarrhea and then Musk's ketamine will kick in and part 2 will be even better
June 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
My prediction is President TACO goes quiet because JD, Marco, and the rest of the junkyard gang have surrounded him and taken his phone away.
But around 3am EST, while he's in bed, his mouth will explode with verbal TACO diarrhea and then Musk's ketamine will kick in and part 2 will be even better
But around 3am EST, while he's in bed, his mouth will explode with verbal TACO diarrhea and then Musk's ketamine will kick in and part 2 will be even better
Donny, I hear you're mad about the names we're calling you. What's up yam tits? You are the most sleazy chicken fucker any of us could have ever met. Fuck you!
June 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Donny, I hear you're mad about the names we're calling you. What's up yam tits? You are the most sleazy chicken fucker any of us could have ever met. Fuck you!
Just so we're clear. Our President just took out a credit card in the name of your children and maxed it out immediately with no intention to pay it off. The amount of debt he dumped on your kids is unbelievable. Doesn't matter how yoh voted. He, and only he, did this. Vote him out please!
May 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Just so we're clear. Our President just took out a credit card in the name of your children and maxed it out immediately with no intention to pay it off. The amount of debt he dumped on your kids is unbelievable. Doesn't matter how yoh voted. He, and only he, did this. Vote him out please!
We lost so many amazing people during covid. But losing this man still hurts so bad. He saw this shit coming long before most. RIP John Prine. Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore you scumbags. 8647!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCL...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCL...
Your Flag Decal Won't Get You into Heaven Anymore
YouTube video by John Prine - Topic
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May 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
We lost so many amazing people during covid. But losing this man still hurts so bad. He saw this shit coming long before most. RIP John Prine. Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore you scumbags. 8647!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCL...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCL...
Now that we're banning fluoride from drinking water because it's not fair to force this upon people...let's tackle the next big issue. Iodized salt. What has iodine done for you lately? It's not fair that I don't have a choice about my salt when eating out. Glad we are finally tackling real issues.
May 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Now that we're banning fluoride from drinking water because it's not fair to force this upon people...let's tackle the next big issue. Iodized salt. What has iodine done for you lately? It's not fair that I don't have a choice about my salt when eating out. Glad we are finally tackling real issues.