Mattias
@mattias.sunder.my
"I can throw this spell from 60 feet away, which means that *I* will be 60 feet away!" || Art by minotaur D
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Mattias
@mattias.sunder.my
· Feb 17
"The problem with adventurers nowadays is a total lack of caution. Any fool can toss themselves into danger, but did they make sure they had a way out if things go awry?"
A fantasy original character written by SUNDER.
A fantasy original character written by SUNDER.
[sputtering] F-FIVE THOUSAND PLATINUM!?
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
[sputtering] F-FIVE THOUSAND PLATINUM!?
I do not think that I can reply to that and survive to see the morning.
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I do not think that I can reply to that and survive to see the morning.
[trying to check his ass out in a mirror to confirm]
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
[trying to check his ass out in a mirror to confirm]
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All magic casters have a fat ass that's where we store our spell slots.
September 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
All magic casters have a fat ass that's where we store our spell slots.
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"I have healed many that have come to these hallowed halls..."
"...do you need help, traveler?"
a painting of a woman holding a ball of fire
ALT: a painting of a woman holding a ball of fire
media.tenor.com
October 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"I have healed many that have come to these hallowed halls..."
There was a teleportation, and then Mattias, the soggy water mage, appeared at the cabin, wearing pristine clothing and holding a basket of various confections. If @inelegantegoist.bsky.social didn't want them, then, well, he'd eat them, he supposed.
"Tomomi?" he called out, unsure if she were
"Tomomi?" he called out, unsure if she were
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There was a teleportation, and then Mattias, the soggy water mage, appeared at the cabin, wearing pristine clothing and holding a basket of various confections. If @inelegantegoist.bsky.social didn't want them, then, well, he'd eat them, he supposed.
"Tomomi?" he called out, unsure if she were
"Tomomi?" he called out, unsure if she were
This cat-person does not like me.
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This cat-person does not like me.
I am allowed to make mistakes.
And yet you keep doing it.
What else is new.
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I am allowed to make mistakes.
Such as?
That would *entirely* depend on a variety of contextual factors.
would not even bother to hide my body.
October 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Such as?
What else is new.
You're correct but on thin fucking ice.
Hel- oh you're that Gardener's hot wife.
October 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
What else is new.
|| formatting my great enemy
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
|| formatting my great enemy
Hate you? I don't even KNOW you.
everyone hate me.
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hate you? I don't even KNOW you.
😇
Surely nothing has gone awry in her absence...
Currently out adventuring with a small party. He has disarmed four traps (he was not trained for this) because the rogue died to a mimic ten minutes to them entering the dungeon.
October 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
😇
Currently out adventuring with a small party. He has disarmed four traps (he was not trained for this) because the rogue died to a mimic ten minutes to them entering the dungeon.
October 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Currently out adventuring with a small party. He has disarmed four traps (he was not trained for this) because the rogue died to a mimic ten minutes to them entering the dungeon.
"May the day that follows it prove to be a good one."
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
"May the day that follows it prove to be a good one."
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I made a chocolate cake and I did not set anything on fire.
September 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I made a chocolate cake and I did not set anything on fire.
“I'm quite aware.”
"...I don't think I understand the punchline."
“It was a joke.”
September 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“I'm quite aware.”
“It was a joke.”
"Then... why did you offer? Can I have it when you're done?"
He seemed unprepared for that answer.
“Well you can't have it. I'm using it.”
“Well you can't have it. I'm using it.”
September 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
“It was a joke.”
He seemed unprepared for that answer.
“Well you can't have it. I'm using it.”
“Well you can't have it. I'm using it.”
"I suppose, yes."
“No. Do you want a magic staff?”
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
He seemed unprepared for that answer.
“Well you can't have it. I'm using it.”
“Well you can't have it. I'm using it.”
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// axe body spray
September 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
// axe body spray
“No. Do you want a magic staff?”
"Good day.
Do you want an ax?"
Do you want an ax?"
“Hello.”
September 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
“No. Do you want a magic staff?”
Adjusting his glasses.
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Adjusting his glasses.
“Hello.”
Looks at him.
Well I don't have an ax, so don't look at me.
September 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
“Hello.”